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Broadcasting live from the Abraham Lincoln radio studio, the George Washington Broadcast center, Jack Armstrong and Joe Gettie.

I'm strong and Gettie and now he is Armstrong and Gettie.

Who live from studio C? C's in your, a dimly lit room, deep within the bowels of the Armstrong and Gettie communications compound.

Hey everybody, today little Friday we're under the tutelage of our general manager.

Merrick Garland, playing rhetorical dodgeball with members of the house trying to dodge question after question but being pummeled in the hand by the red jimball of truth.

Wow, I thought there were no headshots.

Maybe in a stretch. Wishful thinking.

So in the movie is it bad grandpa's the movie that my kids like so much with Robert De Niro.

And that is a movie. Yeah. And then the other grandpa's are Christopher Walken and Cheach from Cheach and Chong.

And they play dodgeball against the kids here big finish here.

And so you got 80 year old Robert De Niro, Christopher Walken and Cheach from Cheach and Chong playing dodgeball against these kids.

And they're really mad at each other at this point. And Christopher Walken says, no headzies, no nutsies.

Difficult rules to enforce. Exactly. Well, yeah, and the rules, you know, I don't want to give away the the important part of the movie but the rules are not followed.

Oh my, rhetorical dodgeball.

Oh boy. Yeah. So we've got some highlights from that to come up.

Yeah. Yeah. I'm just, I'm just happening to see some video up on the TV of buildings and cars that got blown to bits in Ukraine overnight as missiles rain down on cities that look just like the one you live in.

Only missiles hit it out of nowhere. So once again, thank God you live in a country where nobody can do that to you.

I mean, just it's just luck. You were born here. Thank goodness.

And I realized the war has been grinding on for some time, but it definitely had the feel of, you're going to go to the UN and beg for help. We're going to kill a bunch of your people.

Oh, you think that's how you think that's what I was. Yeah, they, they missled, is that a word? Several areas that haven't come under much attack. Yeah, they looked like just regular suburban neighborhoods.

All of a sudden you have a missile screaming out of the sky and blowing up your, you know, where you get your bagels on the way to your insurance job or whatever.

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