Pumpkin Patches OR Pumpkin Carving?
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🗓️ 20 October 2025
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| 0:00.0 | fornicate, assassinate a lope. |
| 0:03.0 | Pumpkin patch trips, pumpkin carving, family costume theme. |
| 0:07.5 | This is my literal nightmare. |
| 0:12.6 | This isn't Friday night or he posed this? |
| 0:15.0 | Oh, this is the question. |
| 0:15.8 | Sorry, we're no Friday night lights. |
| 0:17.2 | I was like, God, this guy's really got a long evening ahead of them. |
| 0:22.2 | All right. |
| 0:22.7 | So it's pumpkin patch, pumpkin carving, and then family costume theme. |
| 0:27.5 | Forticate, assassinating a lobe. |
| 0:28.9 | I'm absolutely assassinating the costume. |
| 0:32.7 | Yeah, I think you have, I think you have to. |
| 0:34.9 | I'm torn between assassinating that and the pumpkin patch. Well, I was going I said, I think, can we all agree that we have to elope with pumpkin carving? For sure. Because there's no public shame in pumpkin carving. No. No, I kind of like it once in a while. Maybe not every year. I like to carve one pumpkin a year. That's it, just one. Sure Sure That's about all I can do Yeah It takes time If you're doing public carving More than five times a year You gotta put it Is it weird that like I just when I'm carving a pumpkin I love the smell No I agree Fucking love the smell They make a whole candle about that Oh Oh, do they? Yeah. Do you guys like pumpkin seeds? Yeah. Eating them? Yeah. I fuck with pumpkin seeds. Yeah. Yeah, that's definitely the best. Definitely get married the hell out of that one. Yeah. And, you know, I guess I just have to fuck go on the pumpkin patch. Same. |
| 1:30.1 | I think I'm going to fuck pumpkin patch as well. |
| 1:34.4 | It's like, you know, it's like, yeah, it's like the pumpkin patch is like a booty call when like you're having a terrible day struck out at the bar. |
| 1:38.5 | Then I guess then I'll, you know, forticate with the pumpkin patch. |
| 1:43.2 | I just like, I know what I mean? |
| 1:45.7 | They all saw some of you up. |
| 1:48.3 | Sure. |
| 1:48.9 | Yeah. |
| 1:49.3 | At like not, |
| 1:50.1 | not one a. |
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