Pumpkin Head

Community Service with Craig Conant

Craig Conant

Comedy

4.9 • 795 Ratings

🗓️ 15 November 2022

⏱️ 95 minutes

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Summary

Craig talks about rich people, Amsterdam, and God.

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Transcript

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0:00.0	Stop!
0:03.0	Oh shit.
0:04.0	We have all over 6.00 in progress in close of each.
0:09.0	Subject is 25 and appears what shit is dead.
0:12.0	Get back here.
0:19.0	Hey everybody, welcome to community service podcast with my weird heepy ass.
0:28.9	I love you all.
0:29.7	Thank you for tuning in, like and subscribing.
0:31.6	I'm coming to a city near you.
0:34.6	Kansas City, Missouri.
0:35.6	I remember what state you're in.
0:37.1	I never biffed that the last couple times.
0:39.2	What are you talking about?
0:40.4	M.O.
0:41.3	It's Missouri.
0:42.6	And then followed by Burbank, California.
0:45.4	I'm at Flapper's headline that, baby.
0:47.1	L.A., you want to see me run an hour?
0:48.6	That's the closest shit.
0:50.0	Comedy store ain't giving me an hour.
0:51.2	You know why?
0:51.8	Because Bill Burr does the fucking comedy store.
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