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Mega

Pumpkin Flavored Face

Mega

Greg Hess

Comedy, Improv

4.81.3K Ratings

🗓️ 25 October 2023

⏱️ 11 minutes

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Summary

Gray and Halle break down nasal spray addiction and stolen babies.  👉 Get all show info and ad free + bonus content HERE. Instagram: @MegaThePodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcript

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0:00.0

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0:30.1

Mega is an improvised satire from the staff of a fictional Mega church.

0:34.3

We are here. Lord, we are here, and we're ready to podcast.

0:50.2

Hiya, I'm Hallie Laban, and this is Mega coming to you from Twin Hills Community Church,

0:55.9

where twice a month we bring you a bonus episode where Patreon members get to listen all the way

1:00.7

to the end and everybody else gets to listen to the first half for free. Because today, Gray and I are

1:06.1

doing life together. You've never done that whole first part, Halley. I know. I sort of surprised myself. I know. Hey, how's it going?

1:14.4

Do you want to try the Doing Life Together again? No, it's really, maybe we need to change the name of this.

1:19.5

Yeah, or we could just do it solo. I'm so excited to be here with you doing a bonus episode, great.

1:26.4

Isn't this great, are you how's god bless

1:28.2

in your life god is so good god is so good god is so good he's so good to me and my my friends and

1:39.3

everyone i know and it's just really really nice to be here with you.

1:44.3

Oh, wow.

1:45.1

I am just in a great mood, Hallie.

1:48.0

Gray, really?

1:49.6

Tell me.

1:50.6

Well, a lot of things are going on in climax right now,

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