Pumpkin and Alana Part 1: Addiction, Abuse, and Sticking Together

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🗓️ 30 November 2022

⏱️ 57 minutes

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Summary

In Part 1 of this double episode, Bunnie welcomes two beautiful strong women, Lauryn aka "Pumpkin" and Alana "Honey Boo Boo" Thompson. The two have gone through it all together, from trailer park upbringings to the pageant world, then being launched into reality fame with family secrets that almost tore their hearts apart. In this episode, they share what life was like even before the cameras were around, and open up about their real experiences with Mama June, Geno, and Sugar Bear, and how they are slowly learning to build a team they trust.

Bunnie: Website

Pumpkin: IG

Alana: IG

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0:00.0	Is this thing on?
0:02.0	Alright, gentlemen, coming to main stage next, this is Bunny. Get up there. She's got a tornado of titties coming your way. Get those dollar bills ready
0:10.0	She's got a nest that shakes like Michael J. Fox so get up there and throw throw throw them dollars
0:15.0	Dude, that is fucking iconic. What's up, you sexy motherfuckers? Welcome to another episode of Dumblond. Today
0:22.1	I've got some icons in the building. If you don't know who these two are, you guys are living under a fucking rock
0:27.8	Pumpkin and a Lana. What's up, baby?
0:30.8	What are you guys doing?
0:33.8	Good, good.
0:35.8	Josh is here too. He's just sitting off to the side staring at Chotchy right now.
0:38.8	Yeah, they're having a stare off right now.
0:44.8	What are you guys doing in Nashville? You guys just came to see me? Or do you guys come here often?
0:49.8	This is literally our second time I think.
0:52.8	We literally come just for you. I love that. Thank you guys so much.
0:57.8	I'm so happy to have you guys here because you know, I feel like you guys live your lives literally under a microscope.
1:04.8	We were just talking about that and you guys are following around my camera. It's 24-7 and I feel like you don't ever really get the chance to just sit down and be off the record.
1:14.8	Even though we're kind of on the record, you don't get to just sit down and just kind of tell your full story in one spot.
1:20.8	So that's what I want to do with you guys today. I want to talk about I want to start from like before the camera was even around.
1:27.8	Where were you guys? You know, what's the age difference between you guys?
1:30.8	So I want a 17. I'm 22.
1:32.8	Okay, gotcha. So not that big of an age difference.
1:34.8	No, it's really not. I think I'm going to say that.
1:35.8	Well, I never realized that. You are so young. I didn't realize that.
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