Pumpheads - The Liberacefication of Lisa Vanderpump (Vanderpump Rules S12E13 Reunion Pt. I)
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🗓️ 5 March 2026
⏱️ 68 minutes
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Summary
Lara and Carey follow up their iconic live watch-along with a recap after dark — SUP edition. With the livestream still going, Lara and Carey answer questions from the chat about part one of the Vanderpump Rules reboot reunion.
Nana Pump takes center stage alongside Andy, as they go back to basics, with a reunion at the fart palace itself, SUR Restaurant. Android Angelica and Audrey have a busty stand-off while Venus channels his best Vampire Lestat. Natalie and Kim get right into over Kim’s still simmering rage at Natalie over her boundary-free style of digital communication with Marcus Chris and Audrey close the casket on their fake relationship as Demy just how close she was with the mysterious Paolo, Natalie’s one-time paramour. Venus mourns the loss of his emotional thirding with Kim and Marcus, and explains his celibacy with a portrait of his harrowing pre-VPR romance patterns; Lisa asks Venus a strangely homophobic question. Jason and Angelica debate her alleged back injury as Shayne dissociates further into the hot guy nebula. Lara and Carey also debate who —if any — should be trimmed from the already confirmed thirteenth season, and how the show can improve the promising reboot foundation laid.
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| 0:00.0 | Hello. |
| 0:07.0 | We're back. |
| 0:09.0 | The moon is kind of amber and gold right now. |
| 0:14.0 | We're coming off the heels of a fresh blood moon. |
| 0:17.0 | The blood moon rained heavy over LA this morning. I think the blood moon peaked in L.A. at 3.33 a.m. |
| 0:24.6 | That's got to mean something terrible. |
| 0:26.6 | I used to think that it was good to go, like, bathe under the blood moon. |
| 0:32.6 | But then I read somewhere that, like, you actually don't want the blood moon anywhere near you. |
| 0:39.0 | I feel like if it's just like a plain old full moon maybe, but I feel like 333 is so, |
| 0:45.0 | that's satanic. |
| 0:47.3 | 666 is satanic. |
| 0:48.8 | 3.33 is vibes. |
| 0:50.5 | 3 a.m. is the unholy hour. |
| 0:53.4 | Did you know that? |
| 0:53.9 | Says who? Catholics? Yeah. It's like in all the like extra, all the hauntings and like exorcists. Like all. That always like peaks at 3.33. Because it's the inversion of. It's half of six. Three when Jesus apparently died was at 3 p.m. Some shit. I'm not making this up. 3 a.m. is supposedly like |
| 1:13.1 | it's a witching hour. It's a witching hour. I mean I believe it. So I always like 3 a.m. rolls |
| 1:18.1 | around it's always spooky. So the fact that the blood moon and it's like aries war. Yeah. |
| 1:24.3 | I don't like it. I don't like it. I do have to say I'm feeling very one with nature today. Really? Yeah. I don't like it. I don't like it. I do have to say I'm feeling very one with nature today. |
| 1:30.7 | Really? |
| 1:31.4 | Yeah, because remember when I told you there was a spider living in my house that I was just letting it live there because it was kind of cute? |
| 1:39.0 | Well, we've been sharing space for like a week and a half, and it's been in different places. |
| 1:45.2 | It started downstairs and made its way upstairs. |
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