Pumpheads - The Fake Gape Promise (Vanderpump Rules S12E14 Reunion Pt. II)
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🗓️ 12 March 2026
⏱️ 86 minutes
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Summary
Lara and Carey say goodbye to the Vanderpump Rules reboot (for now!) with another LIVE recap — complete with live chat questions and concerns. But first they discuss the (allegedly) violence-loving head chef of Noma, a VPR alum rubbing elbows with Trump, Bill Gates and Sam Altman, and Mickey Rourke’s eviction during Oscars week.
Then, Larz and Carz break down the second half of the VPR season 12 reunion: Marcus and Shayne recount their roommate era and Shayne’s sage-like Tinseltown wisdom. Shayne gets misty eyed over his harrowing past as Nana Pump locks in on him as her new favorite wounded bird. Shayne and Natalie’s endearingly dysfunctional situationship is explored, Angelica and Audrey try to move past Roast Gate as the Hole Cousins explain their controversial rub down video, and Lara takes a stand against the bait and switch industry at large. Marcus and Kim consider parenthood; Angelica defends her George Glass mystery boyfriend “LAX Guy” and her shocking baby pact with Shayne is revealed; Venus shocks everyone with a threesome story.
Au revoir for now to The Fart Palace (SUR)!
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| 0:00.0 | Hey nobody got me feeling like I'm feeling you, like I'm feeling you, like I'm feeling you. Hello. It's sup after dark, although in L.A. right now, it's not even that dark. It's up at dusk. Sup at Magic Hour. Daylight savings is here. It's making me... Or is it over or started? We just went into daylight savings it's daylight savings now yeah |
| 0:22.1 | so now we're in spring forward yeah until until we inevitably have to fall back once again |
| 0:28.5 | fall back in line to the fall but mother nature tells us fall back in line bitch then on business but |
| 0:34.1 | it feels so good to see the lavender dust. It feels good. |
| 0:38.5 | It's not fucking me up. |
| 0:44.2 | It fucks me up more to fall back because it gets so dark, so early, and I have to go caveman mode. As an old person now, when I used to love falling back, but now I hate it. |
| 0:50.1 | Falling back is the eternal sleep. |
| 0:52.4 | Falling back is nap. |
| 0:53.7 | Like that feeling when you, that groggy feeling |
| 0:56.3 | when you wake up from a nap and you're like, why did I take a nap? That's fallback. Falling forward is heaven. |
| 1:02.0 | Is it amazing. More time in your day. It is the future. We just, you are just in the future then. |
| 1:07.1 | I'm an Amish person getting up to do work. It is dark in the morning when I wake up. |
| 1:12.6 | Yeah, but I kind of like that. |
| 1:14.6 | It does make me feel like a farmer. |
| 1:16.6 | It makes me feel like I'm really doing something. |
| 1:18.6 | No, you feel like when you wake up, you're like, I am absolutely activated. |
| 1:23.6 | I'm locked in. |
| 1:24.6 | Tony stays in bed when it's dark out, which is really cute to me. |
| 1:29.0 | He has to get his snooze in. |
| 1:31.5 | You're like Jules waking up Rio and Jagger and Rony, which by the way, you guys have to be |
| 1:36.7 | tuning into our season eight recaps of Roney. |
| 1:41.2 | Yeah, for our Take to the Range tier patrons. |
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