Pumpheads - Paso Boobles (Vanderpump Rules S12E7)
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🗓️ 22 January 2026
⏱️ 80 minutes
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Summary
Lara and Carey discuss a 21-year-old wellness influencer documenting her cornea-eating eye parasite, Blake Lively and Taylor Swift’s novel-sized text messages, JLo’s PR stunt with the unhoused, and a freakish snowstorm in Kamchatka, Russia.
Back on VPR, Lisa is gearing up to celebrate SUR’s 20th anniversary of Lisa’s reign of terror. The staff comes together for the anniversary party, as Kim and Marcus’s on-off relationship from Hell pulls Natalie back into its vortex. Audrey and Angelica’s tensions continue to bubble and Shayne and Angelica’s AI romance deepens. The crew heads to Paso Robles to help Lisa with a Women in Wine event, where Audrey and Chris revel in their post-f*ck flow; Marcus and Kim call it quits again, and Angelica’s resentment towards Audrey strengthens during lunch at Madonna Inn. Then, at the Airbnb, Demy, Kim and Angelica uncover a particularly raunchy OnlyFans featuring Chris, Jason, and a bottle of lube…
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| 0:00.0 | Well, hello once again and welcome back to another episode of sexy unique podcast. |
| 0:06.0 | My dog is being groomed. |
| 0:08.0 | You're like giving psychic energy to him to, you're like stressing him out and making him need to choose you, but you won't just let him be. |
| 0:17.0 | You looked at him and communicated non-verbally and then his energy got stressful and he was like |
| 0:23.9 | I must get back to father else I hate that choose the floor he's chosen neither of us he's mine he's |
| 0:32.9 | mine I just wanted a regal moment you had you did you had you won't let me have just like a long-term regal moment. |
| 0:39.1 | You had your Imperial Duchess moment. But it was not enough. I needed more. And you'll come back to you. You looked at him. I sabotaged. No, you fully sabotaged. Sorry. You did psychic sabotage. It's crazy. It's crazy. It's crazy. |
| 0:53.2 | It's crazy what you put him through just now. |
| 0:54.7 | Well. |
| 0:55.4 | It's crazy what you put us through just now. |
| 0:57.9 | Um, It's crazy. It's crazy. It's crazy. It's crazy what you put him through just now. |
| 0:54.7 | Well. |
| 0:55.4 | It's crazy what you put us through just now. |
| 0:59.6 | We're back in the stew. |
| 1:01.7 | After a rousing live stream. |
| 1:03.8 | What a live stream it was. |
| 1:05.3 | It was a great live stream. |
| 1:07.6 | We're going to do another. |
| 1:09.7 | We've been doing watchalongs on Patreon for our |
| 1:14.6 | take to the range and above Patreon members. And it's been incredible. It's been eye-opening. |
| 1:22.8 | And we're going to do our next and final one for now of this like test run next Tuesday. |
| 1:31.8 | We're going to maybe try and do it a little earlier to get the East Coast in the mix. |
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