Pumpheads Ep. 52 - The Vagina Homologues (Vanderpump Rules S12E2)
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🗓️ 11 December 2025
⏱️ 76 minutes
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Summary
Lara and Carey talk their big night at SUR, witnessing Lisa’s shockingly LVP toast, meeting Venus Le Fleur, and the cast’s undeniable IRL hotness. They also discuss Andy Dick’s crash-out and 2000s celeb messes having a resurgence.
Back on VPR, the dust settles following Lisa’s dismissal of Marcus, and the cast clocks in for a new shift at work: Audrey’s LA origin story is revealed, and Chris shows off his lack of employment history. Marcus and his hot brother meet to discuss his schism with Kim and how hard Marcus had it as a kid; Venus has Audrey over to manifest-coach her. The guys head out for a boys' night in Hollywood while the girls square off at SUR, leading to Demy sending Natalie packing for insolence. Chris declares his dream to be a John Varvatos model, and Audrey prepares for her big 22nd birthday bash at the cursed Sonder Hotel. The crew assembles on the rooftop, where Kim breaks down again over Marcus and Natalie’s brother/sister relationship; Chris and Jason take turns giving Audrey a lap dance.
Chapters:
00:00:00 Lara is in the Christmas Spirit!
00:04:45 Lara and Carey were hand-picked to be Vanderpump VIP's
00:18:10 Andy Dick is crashing out...
00:26:10 VPR Recap
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| 0:00.0 | Hello. |
| 0:01.2 | Hey, hey. |
| 0:02.8 | I'm really feeling bit by the Christmas bug. |
| 0:06.6 | Really? |
| 0:07.3 | Never it happens. |
| 0:08.3 | That's so rare. |
| 0:09.4 | Never it happens. |
| 0:10.2 | Never. |
| 0:11.8 | What happened, do you? |
| 0:13.5 | I don't know. |
| 0:14.3 | Did you hit your head? |
| 0:15.4 | No falls to report. |
| 0:17.1 | Do you have C2? |
| 0:17.7 | No injuries. |
| 0:19.5 | Do I have, maybe I have dementia, early onset. Nana is reclaiming Christmas. Nana's gonna maybe buy a Christmas tree. I've never known you with a Christmas tree. Nana's definitely getting a wreath. I do love a wreath on the door. I've done that before. I love a wreath. That's cool. That's chill. I know. I'm getting a little festive this year. |
| 0:38.2 | What was it one year? Was it the year of like our first COVID Christmas? You told me that like |
| 0:43.0 | horrific story where you were like on rodeo. Oh my God. And it was like tumbleweeds and everyone |
| 0:50.1 | was coughing. The only people you saw were people that were like. Yeah, I went to, I was trying to cheer myself up and have a Beverly Hills Christmas, |
| 0:58.2 | and I went to like Sacks and Neiman's and I thought like this, |
| 1:02.8 | nothing feels Christmas like a big, beautiful, bold department store. |
| 1:07.8 | Totally. But this was like, the selection of clothes was abysmal. |
| 1:11.3 | Everyone was coughing. |
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