Pumpheads Ep. 51 - The Birth of Venus (Vanderpump Rules S12E1)

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🗓️ 4 December 2025

⏱️ 79 minutes

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Summary

Lara and Carey are back in the stu: Lara with a new love of London and a renewed faith in the travel gods, and Carey with a new earring. They discuss a Heathrow horror story, and the gay splendor of “Heated Rivalry” on HBO Max.

Then, Larz and Carz gird their loins and return to the SURce for the brand new season of “Vanderpump Rules.” With a new cast, the jury was out, but the solidly unhinged premiere promises a potentially stellar season, despite all odds. We meet Natalie, the bartender with a penchant for chaos, middle-aged beaus, and texting heel photos to your boyfriend. Server Marcus with sad sea foam eyes and his Katie Maloneyesque girlfriend/coworker Kim, Jason and Chris, the cousins/OnlyFans duo from South Jersey, and recent SUR hires; Demy the eternal SUR employee; Audrey the roller girl hostess; Shayne the golden retriever mactor; and finally, Venus Le Fleurs, the Capri-smoking diva with luscious locks and wisdom beyond his years.

Nana Vanderpump laments the pandemic-hit nightlife scene in LA, as Natalie tucks her tail between her legs from a fight with her 54-year-old ex-boyfriend at SUR, of course. Kim angsts over Marcus and Natalie’s too-close-for-comfort friendship; Marcus lands in hot water over sneaking drinks with newbie Jason. Jason and Chris surf and plan their LA takeover; Shayne shows off his hot bubble joie de vivre and ‘hole is a hole’ mentality. It all converges at an all-hands staff meeting, with Lisa flexing her HBIC bicep, veneer lisp, and all. It’s all happening. We are so back.

Chapters:

00:00:00 We are SO back!

00:02:41 Fear not, Lara was upgraded to Business Class!

00:13:35 Carey's Heathrow trauma

00:21:36 VPR Recap!

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0:00.0	souls. We have a really exciting announcement, which is that on the evening of December 7th,
0:08.0	we are going to be live streaming our live show taking place in Hollywood, California,
0:15.4	a Christmas spectacular. And we're offering tickets to have the once in a lifetime live stream experience
0:25.7	on sexy unique podcast.com.
0:28.3	It'll be like you're here with us.
0:30.2	You will have a glimpse into a world you could only dream of, us on live in tinseltown many cameras laughter an audience
0:43.0	christmas cheer all from the comfort of your own bed living room etc furnished basement
0:50.3	so pour yourself a big honkin glass of eggnog. Head over to sexy unique
0:58.3	podcast.com. Tickets are on sale now. And we'll see you on the live. And just a reminder to
1:04.7	everyone who is wondering, because I think people were wondering, all the shows, the live shows in
1:09.9	person are now all sold out the live shows have
1:12.3	sold out so only option is to now stream so come on in get with us get with the 21st century
1:19.2	and get your live stream tickets now sexuniquepodcast.com hey mothers and we're back we're so back
1:27.0	sup after dark at 3.35. Yeah. The sun is setting in ye old Los Angeles.
1:36.1	I got out of my car in the parking lot and I went, it's also 73 degrees. I know. I ran into
1:42.3	the building. It's actually colder in here than it is outside. It's colder in here than it is outside and that's why I did wear a chunky knit is because I know. I ran into the building. It's actually colder in here than it is outside. It's colder
1:44.4	in here than it is outside and that's why I did wear a chunky knit is because I knew it would
1:49.0	be a little bit chilly in here. I brought a sweater for later. But outside I was sweating.
1:55.0	It's like awkwardly hot. I hate it. Um, but it's beginning to look a lot like sup miss.
2:04.6	You're back in town.
2:05.9	I'm back in town for my travels.
2:08.4	I'm now London-pilled.
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