Pumpheads - Cousin Love in Wine Country (Vanderpump Rules S12E8))

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🗓️ 29 January 2026

⏱️ 72 minutes

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Lara and Carey return to discuss a rogue Waymo crash in LA, the horror of traveling in a branded Waymo, Lauren “Alive Girl” Bezos enlisting Law Roach as her stylist, Bella Hadid breaking up with her cowboy, and Tilda Swinton and Nicole Kidman’s glorious embrace.

Back in Paso Robles, the crew settles in for their first night, as Demy, Kim and Angelica pilgrim out over the cousins’ OnlyFans. She tells Shayne, who reveals some cousin lore of his own and Marcus gets blackout and chastised by Demy. The next day at the Women in Wine party, LVP “Mama” arrives to lead this rindom assortment of wine mavens as Marcus reels from his hangover and Jason and Chris interrupt Lisa to flirt with the ladies of the vine. That night, the crew heads out to downtown San Luis Obispo, where Venus tries to break his seven year dry spell after a sexy stranger chats him up. Inspired by the power of Le Fleur, the crew descends into a pansexual make-out fest on the dance floor, bringing the entire community (and Robot Angelica) to its knees.

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0:00.0	We are back once again in the studio of dreams.
0:05.0	And I have a little baby boodle here with me.
0:07.7	Tony Graycing us with his presence.
0:09.2	I know, he's so relaxed.
0:10.8	He's being very sphinx-like right now.
0:12.6	He's such a professional at this point.
0:15.2	He's really like come into his own.
0:17.7	I know, he's matured so much in like the last six months.
0:22.1	It's actually shocking to me.
0:23.4	Does it scare you a little?
0:24.7	Yeah, because it's very like, you're growing and you're getting older.
0:29.3	But now my part of my ritualistic whispers to him include instructions on how he can never die. He can't. Yeah. They're never going to. I love you so much. I love you so much. You can never die. I love you so fucking much. You can't fucking die ever. You'll never die. You're immortal. You're the most beautiful baby at all war. I go, you're going to live forever. You're going to live forever. I say, yes, baby. I always go like that. Yes, baby. Mm-hmm. Come on you. Yeah, so we're just doing longevity. We're doing longevity. Manifistations. With Tony. You're secreting him. Mm-hmm. Isn't that the secret? I just think, like, it has to mean something. Also, you know that I'm really obsessed with that Japanese scientists who like studied the way that water freezes and like ice formations when you say certain things to it or play certain music, and it like affects the molecules of water.
1:29.3	Really?
1:29.7	Yeah.
1:30.3	And I've told you this before on the podcast, I believe.
1:32.9	But I, again, another one.
1:37.6	But I just think that with a pet, like if you're, whatever you're telling them, it's going to change their mom. Oh, yeah. And they, in the way, the cadence, the way you speak, it's all like. It's all connected. It's all connected. So, like, until Brian Johnson starts doing longevity for dogs, I'm just going to be doing my whispers, my daily whispers. Your witchcraft.
2:02.9	Yeah, my daily witchcraft with my little boodle.
2:08.7	I want to find a way to transfer mango's consciousness into another thing, a la Sespirio.
2:09.7	That's frightening.
2:10.6	No.
2:13.0	Like an inanimate object? No, like another mango.
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