meta_pixel
Tapesearch Logo
Log in
Sad Boyz

Pulling Up On Your Instacart Shopper

Sad Boyz

Jarvis Johnson & Jordan Adika

Comedy, Society & Culture

4.91.3K Ratings

🗓️ 3 January 2026

⏱️ 121 minutes

🧾️ Download transcript

Summary

Jarvis and Jordan discuss the problems plaguing delivery services and how self-criticism can sabotage your goals. Go to ⁠https://www.Zocdoc.com/SADBOYZ⁠ to find and instantly book a top-rated doctor today. #sponsored ✨⁠⁠find us everywhere⁠⁠✨ Write To Us ▸ sadboyzpod@gmail.com | Use Subject "Pen Palz" P.O. Box ▸ 3108 Glendale Blvd, Suite 540, Los Angeles, CA 90039 ⁠⁠Join our Discord ⁠⁠▸ ⁠⁠Play Sad Boyz BINGO⁠⁠ ▸ 🎬 CREW 🎬 Hosted by Jarvis Johnson and Jordan Adika Produced & Edited by Jacob Skoda Produced by Anastasia Vigo Thumbnail design by @yungmcskrt Outro music by @prod.typhoon & @ysoblank 00:00:00 1980's Kidnapping Panic 00:04:03 Lost Belonging Panic 00:06:19 Sad Boyz Live! 00:07:45 Male Instacart Shoppers 00:17:46 Sponsored By: ZocDoc 00:20:13 Male Instacart Shoppers 01:20:36 Feelings & Goals 02:00:39 Sad Boyz Nightz Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcript

Click on a timestamp to play from that location

0:00.0

Yeah, my dad was extremely paranoid and we would watch America's Most Wanted all the time. And then he, he would say to me that I'm going to get kidnapped. That's got to feel pretty good. That's going to feel pretty good to get in the most one. Trying to train you for like, he's like you're like SEAL Team 6, but for like a kid about to be kidnapped. Yeah, you all my training is being activated. You're like Hannah. I'm going to tell you one of the craziest things my dad did.

0:24.3

He did a lot of... a kid about to be kidnapped. Yeah. You saw my training is being activated. You're like Hana.

0:21.3

I'm going to tell you one of the craziest things my dad did. He did a lot of crazy things. No, no, no. I literally, you took the words right out of my mouth because I was going to say, here's one of the craziest things my dad did. And then he would be like, welcome to Sad boys. I guess about feelings. And other things also are Jarvis.

0:38.0

I'm Jordan.

0:38.8

What?

0:39.4

That's a cold open.

0:40.5

What would your dad do? like, welcome to Sam, what gets about feelings. And other things also aren't Jarvis.

0:38.0

I'm Jordan.

0:38.9

What?

0:39.5

That's a cold open.

0:40.8

What would your dad do?

0:41.6

So the craziest thing he ever did, we wanted to walk to school.

0:47.1

And me and my brother and sister were all in elementary school.

0:51.6

We lived like two blocks from our school. And my dad was like, no, you can't.

0:58.3

We're like, okay, whatever. And he's like, let me show you why. Walk to school right now.

1:03.4

Oh. And we were like, okay, this was like on a Saturday. So we were like walking towards the school.

1:09.6

There's like an invisible barrier like in a video game and it's like,

1:12.0

you got,

1:12.5

you can't do it.

1:13.4

You don't have DLC.

1:15.1

He ran ahead a different way.

1:17.9

And as we pass an alley,

...

Please login to see the full transcript.

Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork embedded on this page are from Jarvis Johnson & Jordan Adika, and are the property of its owner and not affiliated with or endorsed by Tapesearch.

Generated transcripts are the property of Jarvis Johnson & Jordan Adika and are distributed freely under the Fair Use doctrine. Transcripts generated by Tapesearch are not guaranteed to be accurate.

Copyright © Tapesearch 2026.