Pull Up With An App feat. Ed Ongweso Jr. and Devon

TRASHFUTURE

Comedy

4.6 • 851 Ratings

🗓️ 19 November 2024

⏱️ 68 minutes

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Summary

Ed Ongweso Jr. joins the gang (joined by Devon from Kill James Bond) to talk about new developments in the parallel economy for based chads who fear public transportation and going out of the house generally, Elon Musk’s emerging role as “first buddy” to a man who may grow to hate him, and Peter Mandelson’s campaign to cozy the UK up to the aforementioned “first buddy.” Also, we discuss a very TF Season One style startup (thank you to a listener for sending that in!). Get access to more Trashfuture episodes each week on our Patreon! *MILO ALERT* Check out Milo’s UK Tour here:https://miloedwards.co.uk/live-shows *TRASHFUTURE LIVE SHOW ALERT* We will be live in London at Between the Bridges on Sunday, November 24! Get tickets here. Trashfuture are: Riley (@raaleh), Milo (@Milo_Edwards), Hussein (@HKesvani), Nate (@inthesedeserts), and November (@postoctobrist)

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0:00.0	It is a period of civil war.
0:18.6	Rebel spaceships striking from a hidden base have won their
0:22.3	first victory against the evil Galactic Empire, which has banned Red Die No. 40. During the battle,
0:30.8	Rebel spies managed to seal secret plans to the Empire's ultimate weapon. Beef tallow,
0:36.2	a secret ingredient that will boost the testosterone levels
0:39.7	of every man in the country. Pursued by the Empire's sinister agents, Ronald McDonald's raised
0:44.2	his home aboard his starship, custodian of the stolen plans that can save the people and
0:48.5	restore red dye 40 to American McDonald's everywhere. Hello, everybody. Welcome to TF.
0:55.1	It is Riley.
0:56.2	It is Milo.
0:57.2	It is Devin subbing in for November, who is moving.
1:00.6	Yes.
1:01.4	Yo, what's up?
1:02.3	I'm the other queer person that we know.
1:05.2	And it is our guest, returning champion.
1:08.1	One half of this machine kills pod.
1:10.5	It is Ed Anguizzo Jr. Ed, how's it going?
1:13.1	It's going great. Great to be back here with you guys.
1:15.7	I should have you. What are you doing now in RFKs America where there are going to be mandatory
1:20.6	push-ups, high fructose corn syrup out of sodas, and of course, red dye number 40, as illegal as black tar heroin.
1:29.0	I'm hoarding every box of fruit loops I possibly can. I think that's the most important thing.
1:35.0	Yeah, yeah. Well, you were doing that before the election, though. Right. You know, from my move to
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