Welcome to the Total Soccer Show weekend review.

We'll start today with a statement that will give Spurs fans dread.

For the time being, North London is red.

EZE made it look easy and helped the gunners reach new heights.

He'll surely be glad.

He signed for the red team and not the Lily Whites.

Arsenal went six points ahead because the Abu Dhabi franchise went to some James's Park and were beaten by the Magpies.

And we'll have to talk about Liverpool, who look pretty shot.

A crisis is truly unfolding under Arnie Slot.

In the Milan Derby, de Rossaneri pulled off a smash and grab trick when they got the win over Inter, thanks to Christian Pulisic.

Barcelona returned to the Camp No, and they went and scored four, while Ram Madrid scored just two when they really needed more.

And into Miami moved along in the MLS Cup race thanks to four and answer goals, including a Leo messy brace. Woo! My name's Ryan Bailey, joining me today. Hello, the Taylor Rockwell. How are you? I am well, the Ryan Bailey. How are you? Are you all prepared for Thanksgiving? I know you're doing like all of the different food groups and covering all of the tables, so I have faith in you. Thank you very much, Teddy.

Yes, we are very well prepared arriving today at Bailey Manor, a Popeye's turkey.

I can't believe this is a real thing.

Wait, it arrives today.

I'm assuming it's already cooked then.

Yeah, we've just got to thaw that baby out and enjoy it.

Wow. From Popeyes.

I mean, some people say capitalism has gone too far, but... Not far enough, I say. Yeah.

Gary Mutham, how are you? I'm good, Ryan Bailey. We will not be observing Thanksgiving in the

Rutherford household, although if Popeye's delivered turkeys.

Actually, I haven't checked. If they do, that could change by Thursday. Let's get their order in.

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