We are receiving this time

and uh

receiving this message

We are Ken Jennings and John Roderick

We speak to you from our present, which we can only assume is your distant past

The turbulent time that was the early 21st century Fearing the great cataclysm that will surely befall our civilization,

we began this monumental reference of strange and obscure human knowledge.

These recordings represent our attempt to compile and preserve wonders and esoterica that would otherwise be lost.

So whether you're listening from an advanced civilization or have just reinvented the technology

to decrypt our transmissions, this is our legacy to you.

This is our time capsule. This is the omnibus.

This is the omnibus. You have accessed entry 1007.is 4602 certificate number 37139.

Pugasari.

This show is part of a new policy I am trying to implement,

which is that I'm going to do shows that you know more about than I do,

and then it basically becomes a you show,

because I'll just ask you questions, and then you have to talk.

You'll just be offloading the work.

Yeah.

Well, I think my next show is actually going to involve puddle jumper planes in Alaska.

Oh, boy.

And I'm not even kidding.

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