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Hi Anna Hi, Anna.

Hi, Andrew.

And hey, everybody else.

And welcome to our podcast.

Scary stories to tell on the pod.

It is a podcast about scary things told funnally and discussed with fear by indoor children who are elderly and our friends.

Old kids.

You know, kids who get up and go like, ugh, it's like you don't, nothing's sore.

Why are you making noises?

You know the energy that childless people have where they just never quite, you know,

grow up? That's us. There's this story that I find very charming about my uncle Jimmy where

when he was a kid, my grandma was concerned because every time he would bend over to pick

something up, he would make like a groaning sound.

And she thought, oh, no, like he might have a hernia or something. So she took him to the doctor.

And then quickly realized that he was just imitating her when she would bend over to pick things up.

Like, he just thought that's what people do when they bend over to pick something out.

They'd be like, oh my God. He was like a parrot that copies people's, like, cursing and stuff. Trying to guess behavior. We're all just stupid birds. We're all just stupid birds at heart, aren't we? Anna, how's it going? It's holiday season. Have you started any of your shopping yet?

It's holiday season. Every question you just asked me is a full attack. How dare you?

Hey, how you doing? Fail yet? Yes, Andrew, I failed. Where does your worth lie?

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