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🗓️ 30 October 2023
⏱️ 54 minutes
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In this episode Andrew and Brenna discuss pain levels, pooping in your pants, and food rules in an apartment fridge. We hear from our listeners on what annoys them about living with someone and offer bad advice that will probably make everything worse. SEE ANDREW ON TOUR: https://www.andrewcollincomedy.com/ SUBSCRIBE! Puddles Youtube Feed: https://tinyurl.com/4u5mcxdt Puddles Podcast iTunes Audio Feed: https://tinyurl.com/4vanarmr Puddles Podcast Spotify Audio Feed: https://tinyurl.com/yyb8zc46 FOLLOW US: Andrew Collin - https://www.instagram.com/andrewtcollin/ Brenna Larocque - https://www.instagram.com/brennaalexiss/ Theme song performed by: EJ Glaser Ending song written by: Andrew Collin Visuals and Graphics by: Melanie Meisner Produced by: Melanie Meisner
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0:00.0 | Puddles in the morning, Puddles in the evening, Puddles in the afternoon, Lime of a puddle boy and she's a puddle girl. Puddles podcasting, starting real soon. |
0:23.0 | Welcome to Puddles. It's your boy, puddle boy, with this puddle girl. Who knew this song would come true? You know, I'm with Brenna, LaRocke. |
0:37.0 | Hello. Thanks for being on Miss co-host. It is funny when I first wrote that song. I'm a puddle boy, she's a puddle girl. |
0:47.0 | I didn't know that puddle girl would be who would be lucky. Wasn't it actually a girl? Isn't that the origin of it? Is a girl said you're the e-maker? |
1:01.0 | Oh, puddle and her panties. But when I wrote the lyrics. You weren't thinking about her. I don't know if I could even draw her or like I couldn't pick her out of a lineup. |
1:16.0 | Did you ever hook up with her? No. Oh, did you ever even answer her? I said thanks, maybe. Thanks for inspiring my entire podcast. And you got a tattooed on your arm. You really took. That's like, okay, that is the epitome of when you compliment a guy like on a shirt he's wearing. He'll, every time you see him from there on out, he'll be in that exact same shirt. Like guys take compliments so to heart because they don't get tired. |
1:45.0 | They don't get tired because they don't get them as much and they just don't know what looks good. So they're just like, well, a girl said it's good. I guess I'll just go with that. Yeah, really did change my life. Just one sentence of like positivity. And I was like, you know what? I'm going to make that my whole personality for a long time. And then I'm going to leave it and then come back. And yeah, but that's not the girl anymore. You're a puddle girl now. And I'm happy that you're on the podcast. You literally attacked my nose last night. |
2:14.0 | So Brenna's an esthetician school. Yeah. And I have some like magnifying actual magnifying glasses. Yeah, you look like you're going to go with a little headlamp. Yeah. |
2:34.0 | And I gave you went under surgery last night. I didn't I didn't know if you know you had one beer. And I think sometimes girls get maybe like pop pimple muscles. |
2:48.0 | Like after they have a couple of drinks, they just they see what blackheads on their boyfriend's nose. And I don't know if it's for me. Oh, I see them all the time. Yeah, it doesn't matter if I have a beer and you're not. |
3:00.0 | I've been making a game plan for those for those blackheads that are no longer for years. You said you went deeper last night was the Super Bowl. |
3:13.0 | You said you saw yellow like passed away. Like I don't know if that's good for me. It's wonderful. You were clearing out years. I said there. Though those blackheads. Yeah. |
3:25.0 | So deep. I was like, it's like cutting. There was trauma in there. Like I like it's like when you cut off hair, people say like holds energy like your nose gunk was holding on to energy. |
3:36.0 | I do feel lighter today in my face. Yeah. |
3:38.0 | But I got to tell you the pain I was feeling. And you know, you want to man up. Just be there. I could fucking take it. But it really hurts. And it's like. And I don't want to cry. |
3:53.0 | But there were a couple of times there where I was physically getting sick. And but God, do you love it? It's like something that and I guess, you know, I love it in like seven days when my nose looks incredible like a filter like that bold filter. |
4:10.0 | But boy, when you were doing it, I looked up and you're literally have the eye glass on like you were looking for gold. |
4:17.0 | And at one point, I was just like, is this I don't even know if she knows I'm there. Because you get so like girls get so zoned in when you're popping. Yeah. |
4:29.0 | What is it? Do you do you enjoy my pain? I'm not thinking about your pain. Exactly. Yeah. That's just as bad. Well, actually you remind me to think of it because you go, ow, ow. |
4:41.0 | And then you go right back in. Yeah. What is it about girls? Why do you have a pain that you're feeling is going to be so quick? Like I just have to get that one out. And then the pain's gone. It's so such good payoff. |
4:54.0 | 75 times a wasp is staying my nose. I don't understand. I think started to feel sick because of your fried chicken sandwich and french fries that you had for dinner before we did that. I don't think you should blame that on me. |
5:06.0 | Because I ask people all the time and ask the tissue school how my extractions feel because you have made me believe that I'm like a monster and people will literally be like, I can't even feel it. |
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