Puddles in the morning, puddles in the evening, puddles in the afternoon, I'm a puddle boy and she's a puddle girl. Puddles podcasting, starting real soon.

Welcome to puddles with Andrew Colin, I'm Andrew Colin, aka puddle boy aka dried dick aka poo pans aka 12 falls, aka old gray balls, aka pickled cock aka elbows skin aka TC aka aka.

Do you want to hang up yet?

Yeah.

There's something so strong and alpha about a man eating peaches on another man's time.

Eating peaches, barely paying attention. Like what's what am I here? What's the problem, guys? Like I'm here for questioning or something like cops like huh?

What's your stance on abortion?

I hope you guys.

What are you two, you two, you two a couple?

Sir, I'm talking to you, sir.

Oh, yeah, okay. Yeah, go ahead.

This one wants to talk to me. Go ahead, sir.

Motherfucker, I watched three mics last night to get ready for this.

Did you really?

Well, don't act like you're doing me a fucking baby. I don't give a shit.

Great. You're the fifth million person to watch it. Thank you.

I watched fucking for your thanks. Thanks for turning your attention to a very good piece of material.

Andrew, the fact that you've done this to me, done this for me three and a half years after it came out is just you've done it.

It's in a measurably big favor.

Can I tell you I've watched one other full special in the in the same amount of time, which one?

Please say like.

Jumped on them.

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