Puddles in the morning, puddles in the evening, puddles in the afternoon, I'm a puddle boy and she's a puddle girl. Puddles podcasting, starting real soon.

Okay, welcome to puddles with Andrew Collin. I'm Andrew Collin aka puddle boy aka dry dick aka poop hands aka 12 falls aka old gray balls aka tickle cock aka mice aka garbage face aka T.C. aka aka.

It's too many. It's too many. It's just it's too many nicknames for a grown man.

Get out of here.

I'm about to introduce our guest. This has been very organic so far.

You can see how much he respects me. You know someone respects you when you when you set up a time for something and then 10 minutes before they go, hey, can we change that because it doesn't work for me because I just woke up and the show wasn't at 9 am. It was at noon. I gave her ample time.

It's no respect. She would not do that to, I don't know, let's say any other comedian.

Actually, can I be honest with you? Can I be honest with you, Andrew? I have done that for meetings with production companies. I have a severe problem with sleeping.

Would you do that with Michael Chek?

I have done that to Michael Chek.

But also Michael Chek would never you would never schedule anything for noon.

That's very early.

First of all, I asked you, I go, I'll do anytime you want.

Noon is very early. Noon is like, what do I have six kids?

You think I'm up and Adam at noon? I'm barely, I'm trying to put my my synapses are barely firing at noon.

Okay, should we wait then because there are people getting get full rose. No, we're doing it right now.

What did you do last night where you slept past 1130? What were you doing last night?

Honestly, what did you do last night? Did you write? Did you read? What did you do? TikTok? What did you do?

I watched, I watched a new Mark Ruffalo show on HBO.

How many episodes?

I watched three episodes back to back.

How many episodes are in the show?

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