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Welcome to puddles with Andrew Colin, AKA puddle boy, AKA dry dick, AKA poo pans, AKA ticklecock, AKA garbage face, AKA mice, AKA 12 falls, AKA old gray balls, AKA DC, AKA, AKA.

Yeah, I feel like the guests might leave after that. They usually want to. I don't blame them.

You know, right away they realize they're above this. But I have a great guest. You can catch his special one of what 15 now on Netflix 16. Yeah, yeah, ball hog.

It's not a great name. Turns me on some reason.

And with those AKAs, I think I know why. Can I introduce you first? Come on. Come on.

Now, Dom Segura is on today, which I'm very happy you're here, man. Thanks for taking your time from your looks like you're a hitman from a new Jersey basement from sopranos.

It feels like it. Yeah.

I could see getting into crime right now. I could see how that'd be attractive.

Well, what do you think you would do? I think I'm too lazy for it. But what would you?

Well, no, I mean, I'm too lazy. I'm not going to do it. But I'm just saying, I think, you know, when you feel like the world shifted so much.

If something like that came up, but someone was like, hey, man, you want to make like 20 grand, you know, drop this pack of drop and just break the window.

You'd be like, all right, you know, so you're breaking the window after you drop the pack.

I think they said it's like make a point, you know, it's those were the instructions. I don't fucking ask questions.

They wrote out the instructs. They just sent it in. Well, they just tell you this is what you got to do. You got to drop the pack is you got to break the window. All right.

Can I be honest? I feel like you're a little dyslexic in this. And I feel like they told you and then you kind of messed up the order. I mean, you have to break the window for I don't know what they said.

I just know that I'm doing shit that they're asking me to do, right?

You know, did you ask what's in the package or you know, you don't fucking ask us in the package. Jesus, you wouldn't survive five minutes.

What did they told you that the pack, what did they gave you? Honestly, for 50 grand, what would you drop off?

Like what's the level of package? You're not going to do a bomb at like a preschool.

Yes, I know four million. Five million. That's what I'm saying. You're not going to ask what's in the package. Maybe it's a bomb.

No, I mean, no, no, no, we're not getting into bombs, dude. No fucking way. If there's any hint that there's a bomb, this shit is over.

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