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Welcome to Puddles with Andrew Collin, I'm Andrew Collin, AKA puddle boy, AKA dry dick, AKA poop hands, AKA garbage face, AKA mice, AKA tickle cock, AKA 12 falls, AKA old gray balls, AKA ATC, AKA, I apologize if I missed any, please write me if I did.

Thank you for joining us on a new episode.

Sorry about last week, apparently the sound was a little off and so was our guest.

She smoked a little too much of the wacky tobacco weed, but I don't know, it's getting a lot of engagement and I still love her and I'll have her back after she goes to rehab and calls her mother because boy was she not helpful, but she was also great.

This week's guest better step it up because if we go back to back bad, I really feel like you guys are going to stop listening and you're going to start listening to Logan Paul's podcast instead.

The guest, where do I start? There's not a long list of accolades. He hasn't really done much anything he has done has been because of me lately and it's kind of annoying that I have to carry him.

But other than that, he's been a very good friend. I met him actually at my first open mic in New York City.

He's coming in a little early before the introduction. That's what his wife says.

You come in or too fast and that's why you have a stupid kid.

And now he's my writing partner. I can't believe it. We're writers now. We're making full time living off of comedy.

We're giving our dream together. It took us nine years, eight years, 10 years.

Ari Finling, ladies and gentlemen, can I talk now? No, I didn't, I didn't make it. I just said, I was a sound effect guy. It's like a win slow.

No, I get it. You can't give me 20 seconds without budding in. It's like, it's ridiculous. You could have laughed at the names. Maybe they have no leg hair.

I shave my legs. No, you don't because I see this parratic hair is longer. I do shave them. They're just haven't been shaved. I shaved my other than my new beard, which is like a two or three month new thing. I've never had that no one likes no one likes it.

Specifically my wife, I shave from my armpits all the way down to my toes. I'm like a fucking dolphin. I hate body hair. And I need to go this weekend. I charged my buzzer last night.

I'm going to just fucking mo the lawn. I'm going to go just armpits right down to my toes. Let me see your pubic hair. Just show it to me.

No, that's because I have not shaved in months, but I'd like to be hairless, but you're not hairless. What are you doing? I just had a kid. I just had a fucking kid. We're riding on a TV show. I'm fucking I'm not sleeping. I'm going crazy. This is about that. I would let myself go for like an extra.

You don't have a lot of leg hair. Why are you shaving your leg hair? I don't like leg hair guys out there. If you don't like leg hair, I mean, I don't have.

Yeah, you don't have leg hair either. Yeah, I know, but I don't shave it. Okay, I like it to be smooth. Like the rock shaves all of his body hair. Yeah, because he's in he's in shape. Okay, but your muscle definition looks better when there's no hair. You just look fatter.

Fuck you. You do though. No, I don't. You look better if you didn't shave because you could cover up your imperfection with your body hair. Andrew says that my body, my naked body looks like a melted candle. And I then to agree with it, but I'm trying to make it better.

You're skinny fat. Yeah, because you don't do the right things to get in shape. That's true. I do. I like cardio. I don't like lifting. You don't do abs. I do abs every day. Don't tell me I don't don't blasphemy on your podcasting. The people think that I don't do. I do abs every day.

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