Puddles #3 - Overworked and Underfucked with Nikki Glaser
Puddles with Andrew and Brenna
Andrew Collin
4.8 • 1.4K Ratings
🗓️ 6 June 2023
⏱️ 63 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | I'm a puddle boy, and she's a puddle girl, puddles by castle, starting real soon. |
| 0:21.4 | Okay, welcome, welcome to puddles with Andrew Collin. |
| 0:28.3 | I am Andrew Collin, your host, aka Poo Pans, aka Drydick, aka Dove Litty Fire Puddles. |
| 0:36.3 | Can I talk? |
| 0:38.3 | Not yet. |
| 0:40.3 | You son of a bitch, you wouldn't even let me introduce you, also I believe the AC's on. |
| 0:47.3 | Okay. |
| 0:48.3 | I just felt weird that people can see me just sitting here watching you, so I feel like if it's |
| 0:52.3 | just audio I wait to speak, but if it's video I'm just sitting here like a fool. |
| 0:57.3 | This is honestly, can I be honest, I was dreaming last night, can I say it like this? |
| 1:03.3 | I was dreaming last night that how this would go, and I had a whole introduction ready, and I was going to go right into like, |
| 1:11.3 | I had this whole thing set up where I would be like, you know, I'm going to introduce you, I had a nice introduction, |
| 1:17.3 | not only is she one of the best comics in the world, she you know her from the roast, |
| 1:22.3 | you know her from her new Netflix special that's coming out in a couple months, but not only that, |
| 1:27.3 | she's my best friend. |
| 1:28.3 | That's so nice. |
| 1:29.3 | But you fucking ruined it. |
| 1:30.3 | You just did it. |
| 1:31.3 | No, no, no, you ruined it. |
| 1:32.3 | No, you ruined it. |
| 1:33.3 | No, you ruined it. |
| 1:34.3 | I couldn't do it in a way that wasn't as sincere, so you didn't even really put any of your feelings on the line. |
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