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Puddles with Andrew and Brenna

Puddles #103 - Heather Mcmahan

Puddles with Andrew and Brenna

Andrew Collin

Comedy

4.81.4K Ratings

🗓️ 6 June 2023

⏱️ 46 minutes

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Summary

Heather Mcmahan from Absolutely Not podcast. We talk golf, cheating, and is hotdog a sandwich.   Follow the Show  Andrew Collin https://www.instagram.com/andrewtcollin Heather McMahan https://www.instagram.com/heatherkmcm...  Tanner (Editor) lilkinky.com  Intro Song By E.J. Glaser

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0:00.0

Puddles in the morning, puddles in the evening, puddles in the afternoon, I'm a puddle boy and she's a puddle girl, puddles podcasting, starting real soon.

0:23.0

Welcome to Puddles with Andrew Colin. I got the best guest ever.

0:28.0

The third time is the charm. I think maybe four, four times the alarm, something. All I know is I'm so excited.

0:35.0

She's from the peach tree state, the home of the Georgia Bulldogs, the home of the sweet tea, the home of the Georgia Pines, the home of Georgia, Georgia.

0:48.0

Everyone Stacey Abrams. I mean Heather McMahon. Hello, hello, make sure you get out and vote. How you doing? You know, I met Stacey Abrams. I met her. I introduced her at this bustle event like three years ago.

1:02.0

And I introduced her out on stage and I was like, Stacey, you know, like I worked in your first campaign and she did not give a fuck.

1:09.0

She literally was like, she was like, okay. And literally like just walked away and I said, thank you.

1:17.0

How long ago was this? How long ago was it? It was 2019. It was September 2019.

1:23.0

Were you a little bit of, were you getting a little bit of fame at this point? Like, yeah, I just come up my first tour. Yeah, let me knew I was. She didn't clearly, but I just remember going stay humble. Stacey Abrams did not give a fuck that this like blonde white girl was like supported.

1:38.0

She was like, goodbye. I was like, fair enough. I'm not mad at it. I'm not mad at it either. I was like, fair enough. Okay. All right. Cool.

1:45.0

I mean, that just shows you that like, that's the kind of person we want in political office. We don't want someone to be like, Heather McMahon. Oh, you're the cheetah girl.

1:53.0

Like, I don't want that person in my, I don't want. If you, if you know who I am, you're on Instagram too much. And you need to go like, I don't know, make sure it's clean.

2:01.0

Yeah, read an article. Do something read, read. Just don't volunteer to school.

2:08.0

Just don't be on TikTok or Instagram. Please for the love of God. Whatever you're like, hey girl. And you're like thin ankles, thick neck. And she's, you're like, yeah, you shouldn't, you should just like start a podcast.

2:20.0

Yeah, if you're in tune with like pop culture and your politician, you need to go. You're not doing your job.

2:26.0

I just want like an Abraham Lincoln. I want a guy in a funny hat or a girl in a, you know, wacky smart hat.

2:33.0

You know, that, that knows big words that I don't know. And I don't even have to check in on you. I just know that you're doing your homework. That's all. That's all I care about.

2:41.0

I said for a long time, we need to power lesbian. You know, we need a woman who drives a Subaru who has two pitfalls who shows up with a tool belt on in a sensible sandal and who's ready to get to work. And that's, that's what I'm voting for.

2:54.0

You know, some woman named Terry, who just like, let's fucking get shit done.

2:59.0

Yeah, she listens to NPR not, not our podcasts. No, no, we are.

3:05.0

No, but you know what? Her wife listens to me. You know what I mean? So she's like kind. It's like a one degree of separation. Yeah.

3:12.0

Yeah, yeah. So she could get along with that side of the voter. You know, she's like, oh, we got both aisles. My fun wife who, who, you know, didn't get a GD. She's fun though.

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