Puddles in the morning, puddles in the evening, puddles in the afternoon, I'm a puddle boy and she's a puddle girl. Puddles podcasting, starting real soon.

Okay, welcome to puddles with Andrew Collin aka puddle boy aka dry deck aka poop hands aka ticklecock aka mice aka garbage face aka T.C aka K.A.

What's going on?

People don't know when I'm ever gonna stop. I should probably do that for an hour. I think people would lose their fucking mind.

Did you come up with nicknames for me? I haven't introduced you yet. Sorry.

Okay, this is burn squirt aka aka no tail on toenail polish aka butters aka nips aka take shits in public aka.

We're dirty underwear four days a week aka H.B.

How do you know me so well?

I looked at your Instagram. I saw two pictures ladies and gentlemen Hannah burner.

Thank you for having me.

I might know her from summer house in the Hamptons which is just I think a reason to go to Hamptons for free and that's why you decided to do such a shitty show.

And then and also her Instagram is so funny. You're really funny.

Thank you.

I mean you really make me laugh. You're silly. You don't take yourself too seriously. I've noticed.

Thank you. I relate so many to your to so many of your tweets. I feel like we're very similar person.

I'm like a man person. We might be you're at a one two three Andrew burner.

Actually, that's on kind of nice Andrew burner. I would take your last name.

If you got married, would you take me?

I was about to say should I propose to you right now?

I don't know. My girlfriend might be angry.

I would wear the pants in this relationship for sure.

Oh, I don't know. You're wearing jinkos today, which are interesting.

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