Pucker Up, Oui Oui

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Ethan and Patrick

Relationships, Religion & Spirituality, Society & Culture, Christianity

4.7 • 531 Ratings

🗓️ 20 June 2021

⏱️ 62 minutes

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One line from the Benedict Option sends me down a path - what is freedom? what is truth? what does america get right? are you allowed to touch the person you're dating? check it out on THE CRUNCH

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0:00.0	I finished chewing this protein ball.
0:01.4	I'm mad that you want to put this on a bonus podcast and you're chewing protein balls. I'm sorry, the people who support us love me and they know that I got to eat protein balls before I record any podcast. That's been my thing. Do you remember how that's been my thing like this whole time? Yeah. Past four years. Do you know another thing that's my thing now? What is it? Slash that's always been my thing. Look what Emma got me for my birthday.
0:23.9	Sox. past four years. Do you know another thing that's my thing now? What is it? Slash, that's always been my thing?
0:22.2	Look what Emma got me for my birthday.
0:23.9	Sox.
0:24.9	Birkenstocks.
0:25.8	Nice.
0:27.5	I'm a Birkenstocks, baby.
0:29.6	I prefer Berk in mutual funds.
0:36.7	Everyone's always wearing Birken stocks, but no one's wearing Birken bonds. I know. It's ridiculous. Everyone's always wearing
0:37.6	Birken stocks, but no one's wearing
0:38.7	Birken bonds.
0:39.6	I know.
0:40.1	It's ridiculous.
0:54.7	Welcome to the Crunchin'ly podcast. that doesn't know the difference between a spinning Jenny and a lazy Susan. It's your boy, Ethan. I think you've used that one already. Have I really? Yeah, I think so. Dang. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's a good one though. I know. I thought of it the other day and it made me laugh. It's really funny. There was a band in Steubenville called Spinning Jenny, and they were impressive. I saw them my first time. I think, I don't,
1:14.1	actually I don't know if you used it before, we
1:16.0	can go ahead.
1:16.6	Wait, really? I think I did, it sounds like, I mean, I've probably made that, I've heard it before.
1:20.7	Yeah.
1:22.0	All right, sorry, if I made that joke before, I'm so sorry, but I'm only one guy. I can't remember all my bits. Because subscribe to Patreon so that I can warrant spending more of my free time writing jokes. If that's what you really, if you're actually upset about this, you can go to Patreon.com slash your crunch and take out your anger on your bank card. That's what you can do. The one problem with your fancy new real estate job is now there's no possible way for your side hustle to out earn your main gig.
1:48.0	That's true.
1:48.9	With me, the sky is the limit.
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