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This is Frank Skinner on Absolute Radio and I am with Emily Dean and I'm with Sarah Barron

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I like the way we've gone a bit legal with the Barron. The car in nature. Of course.

Of course. I've gone straight in with the car.

It's in my bag, Sarah. Or shall I call you Missy Sprachlin? Sarah got married. We were all

at the wedding on Sunday. Well, Sarah wasn't. Did you feel that you all sort of nailed it

sartorially? Well, Emily Dean, obviously. Well, obviously. Thank you. That was the wrong response.

Of course you did. I'm going to get this to fit with my headphones. But many years ago,

I talked about the only hat that really suits me is those paper crowns you get in crackers.

And I said, I wish I'd got one that was a bit more heavy duty that I could wear throughout

the years. And somebody sent me a leather one, which I know. I've got friends, but that was kind of...

Friends are high places. I can only apologize for what you're currently saying.

Which is? Thanks, you know.

So I'm wearing my leather crown this morning. So that's leather is what I'm looking at.

Yeah. I know it doesn't look like it. And do you know how it was this friend of here?

She. How he... Well, when I say friend, it was an admirer.

It all... It then went on to say, and could you... We've decided that they look so good these.

We're going to make them and market them. Would you give us, you know, a communication

issue or name? And I said, well, and what do you? And it got a bit awkward.

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