Welcome to E.L.T.'s Summer Survival Series.

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Summer Sky.

Hey Y L. Hey Eltzelsnert listeners, it's summertime and the listening's easy.

So we're bringing back some of our favorite Elt episodes to help you celebrate slash survive.

Nothing says summer like a trip to the Porta Potty at a horrible overcrowded music festival.

But don't worry, we got you covered with some practical... a horrible overcrowded music festival.

But don't worry, we got you covered with some practical advice

for when that porta potty door swings shut.

And today's a double-headed.

We'll also dig into the deep-pocketed history of a garment we love to hate. Cargo shorts.

Do you ever find yourself having this conversation with the people in your life?

I'm talking about your butt cheeks, not the obvious other part of your butt.

This is listener Jenny.

She called us with a very complicated argument.

Therefore, they're probably your butt cheeks are less dirty than say...

Here's her thesis in a nutshell.

When you're in a public bathroom,

being afraid of sitting on a toilet seat seems kind of ridiculous. But is it? A question you have almost certainly faced,

a long-standing slash sitting debate,

should I sit or should I hover?

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