Public Goobers, Paris Disney, Quantz Method for Pants

Alison Rosen Is Your New Best Friend

Alison Rosen

Comedy, Comedy Interviews

4.5 • 6.4K Ratings

🗓️ 28 September 2023

⏱️ 88 minutes

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Summary

Jordan Morris has joined us, fresh from the London Podcast Festival, and while he was there he stopped off at Paris Disney. Also he is the perfect person with whom to share the shocking news that I sort of want to go to Burning Man because he's actually gone. He got his taint rinsed and everything! Daniel has landed upon a new and improved way to remove pants and Jeff Fox may or may not be thinking about the Roman Empire.

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0:00.0	And now, live from Pod Cabin in Burbank, California, it's the Allison Rosen, his new best
0:06.8	friend show.
0:07.8	Tonight, Allison welcomes a guest.
0:09.9	He's a writer and comedian who will soon be the world's first distributor of Magic
0:13.7	Eye porn.
0:14.7	It's for people who like being barely able to maybe see Generals or maybe it's a sailboat.
0:18.9	It's Jordan Morris.
0:20.5	Chef Jeff is here to announce he's made a tentative deal with the AMP-PTP for them to continue
0:24.6	to not know he exists.
0:26.4	I'm your husband Daniel, saying hop on board the love bus and say a load to your best friend,
0:30.2	Allison Rosen.
0:56.4	Hello my little bubble and squeak welcome to another exciting episode of Alice in
1:00.8	Rosen is your new best friend that particular carbohydrates and by the way to
1:05.6	make it plural I don't know if it's bubble and squeaks bubbles and squeak bubbles
1:11.3	and squeaks bubble and squeak it had to do all four I don't know which it is
1:17.6	what is it well it sounds like cockney rhyming slang it does like bubbles and
1:23.6	squeaks love and then it's like oh squeaks rhymes with weeks so it means how's
1:28.5	your week or something right it totally does and Jordan Morris you are on to
1:33.8	something because it was presented on patreon patreon by Stephanie Loftus in
1:41.1	honor of you and it is potatoes cabbage and meat all fried together and we'll
1:48.7	get to what you have to do with bubble and squeak um can't wait or with how was
1:54.3	your week is it one of those cognitive rhymes like bubble and squeak potatoes and
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