Pubic Hair Pizza & Pet Wooly Mammoths

Opie Radio

Gregg "Opie" Hughes

Comedy, News, Society & Culture

4.0 • 4.9K Ratings

🗓️ 6 March 2026

⏱️ 66 minutes

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Summary

Parmesan cheese scandal exposed: many “100% Parmesan” brands contain up to 20% wood shavings, sawdust, and lint—FDA-approved fillers you’re eating on spaghetti and meatballs. Opie Radio podcast with Opie and Ron the Waiter dives into the gross truth behind store-bought Parmesan cheese, fake severed thumb restaurant scams, pubic hair on pizza slices in NYC, Trump’s Oval Office religious leaders prayer circle, World War III religious war theories for Armageddon and Jesus return, AI taking jobs and possibly bringing back dinosaurs, Dee Snider health issues ending Twisted Sister tours, plus classic FU Friday rants on soggy paper straws and more. Raw, humorous, no-BS conversations with real talk and storytelling. Subscribe for unfiltered episodes every week—new Opie Radio podcast drops Fridays. Leave a review and tell us what bothers you this week!

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0:00.0	mug. I have a good mug.
0:01.9	You forgot your mug. All right. Go get your mug, everybody.
0:06.2	Go get your mug. It's Friday. And this is the Opie
0:09.9	radio podcast. Thanks for checking us out. Greatly appreciate it. It is
0:14.6	FU Friday. So let us know in the chat what bothered you this week. You know,
0:19.6	stuff like, I don't know,
0:21.1	maybe, maybe soggy paper, straws.
0:26.4	That bothers you.
0:27.8	That bothers me, right?
0:29.5	Maybe, uh, maybe a parmesan parmesan cheese.
0:35.3	Maybe that bothers you.
0:36.9	Hey, uh, Ron, does Parmesan cheese bother you?
0:39.9	It is FU Friday, and I need to know.
0:42.6	No.
0:43.9	Parmesan cheese doesn't bother you.
0:45.7	No, matter of fact, you know why I'm a big fan of Parmesan cheese?
0:48.9	I'm a parmesan.
0:50.7	It's the highest concentration of protein.
0:54.6	I hear that. It's like the ultimate protein bar.
0:57.5	Not really.
0:58.5	That is.
0:59.3	Nope.
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