Ptolemy Slocum - Burger King for Life
Dumb People Town
All Things Comedy, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk
4.8 • 5.3K Ratings
🗓️ 15 February 2019
⏱️ 34 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | D'you know, I'm a dumbass, dumbass, dumbass! |
| 0:04.0 | Damned and ran in jail, was shared. |
| 0:06.0 | Tales of ghosts, so unaware, they lack in race. |
| 0:09.0 | And sometimes, choose the life they choose, will make the news. |
| 0:12.0 | Breaking down each epic failed and flawed. |
| 0:14.0 | Now, there's half-rise bail on Happy to Save it. |
| 0:18.0 | You didn't make this. |
| 0:20.0 | Don't go listening to our podcast random. |
| 0:23.0 | With co-host, arm and damned. |
| 0:25.0 | Don't be a jerk. |
| 0:27.0 | Let's go. |
| 0:29.0 | We're gonna take you down. |
| 0:32.0 | Stick around, make a sound, underdown, you stomp people down. |
| 0:37.0 | Hey, Towney's welcome to another episode of Dumb People Town. |
| 0:41.0 | Dumb People Town. |
| 0:42.0 | Population Unification. |
| 0:43.0 | Population, Slokum. |
| 0:44.0 | Slokum, if you got him. |
| 0:45.0 | Slokum, if you got him. |
| 0:46.0 | What the hell? |
| 0:47.0 | Ptolemy, Slokum. |
| 0:48.0 | What a kickass. |
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