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PTFO - What the World's Greatest (Two-Handed) Bowler Can Teach You About Daring to Look Stupid

Le Batard & Friends Network

Dan Le Batard

Sports

4.9 β€’ 8.3K Ratings

πŸ—“οΈ 20 February 2024

⏱️ 49 minutes

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Summary

It's easy to shot-shame a player at the free-throw line and athletes who throw funny. From the depths of that bullying and loneliness, though, a revolution is brewing, with adaptations so innovative that they may shame sports themselves. Pablo goes bowling with Jason Belmonte β€” the two-handed Tiger Woods of the lanes β€” and learns how to succeed in life while looking kinda stupid. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Welcome to Pablo Torrey finds out. I am Pablo Torrey and today we're going to find out what this sound is.

0:06.0

Because I have a condition.

0:08.0

Singular chiropobia. The fear of using one hand.

0:12.0

Right after this ad.

0:14.0

You're listening to Draft Kings Network. You just said that you need to censor yourself for this because I want to talk about Ben Simmons

0:34.1

Bro you know how I feel about Ben Simmons I've said some things off the record about Ben Simmons that I think are actually

0:40.7

Yeah beyond the pale like too too much that are actually true

0:44.4

potentially so Ben Simmons for people who don't know Ben Simmons is a frog

0:48.2

overall page former Philadelphia 76 or now Brooklyn Net is back playing basketball he came

0:53.9

back fortunately just weeks ago after being away and you and many people are

1:00.0

already shitting all over his existence.

1:03.0

He's an embarrassment and I don't know why he's still doing this to himself.

1:06.0

Have never stopped shitting all over his existence I should say.

1:09.0

Just go enjoy your millions of dollars and watch love is blind.

1:11.0

Like why are you continuing to embarrass yourself?

1:13.5

You want him to just give up.

1:14.6

Bro, just enjoy the rich, like the spoils that you created.

1:18.6

I'm not here to say that Ben Simmons should be free from criticism.

1:23.0

I call him, specifically, I call him a flying car without a stereo.

1:26.4

Yeah, which sounds awesome until he's like,

1:28.4

oh, you shoot the ball, bro, and then what does he look like?

1:30.7

That's the stereo.

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