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PTFO - The Super Bowl Tape That the NFL Doesn't Want You to See

Le Batard & Friends Network

Dan Le Batard

Sports

4.98.3K Ratings

🗓️ 6 February 2024

⏱️ 49 minutes

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Summary

Jet packs! Double kickoffs! Protest! The helmet-less, hungover superstar with a dynasty at stake! A killer game clock! Unconsciousness! The first Super Bowl was a sh*tshow. So why hasn't anyone seen it? Because the footage vanished for a half-century, only to resurface — with a million-dollar bounty — from an attic in Shamokin, Pennsylvania, and get thrown in a vault under lock and key. Until correspondent Devin Gordon entered the time machine to witness the progenitor of Travis Kelce, feel the primordial ooze from which Taylor Swift may have been formed… and, yes, to open a Playgirl centerfold featuring a man called The Hammer. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Welcome to Pablo Torrey finds out. I am Pablo Torrey and today we're going to find out what this sound is.

0:05.6

I took a can of ironically pork and beans on a can I head in my pocket and as he came toward me I threw it.

0:14.0

You're listening to Draft Kings Network. So Devon Garden, I've brought you back in studio.

0:23.0

Hello.

0:25.0

So Devon Garden, I've brought you back in studio. Hello. Thank you. Thank you for having been back.

0:35.0

I wanted to kick off Super Bowl week with a very specific story that only you, only you, Devon can tell.

0:44.0

Yes, that I do agree with you, that for this once, only me.

0:47.3

I do really think that might be true, yeah.

0:49.5

In a nation that is obsessed with firsts, right?

0:52.6

The first person to do this ever.

0:55.1

As we sit on the precipice of Super Bowl 58,

0:58.6

it has occurred to me that I don't know jack shit

1:01.2

about Super Bowl 1. And that makes me quite unlike you.

1:05.6

Yeah, yeah, this is the one reason why this is, I'm the only one on the list for this story.

1:10.7

I know way too much about Super Bowl 1 and have since I was about 8

1:14.7

years old. Why? There are two ways to answer that question. If you're my therapist

1:18.9

I would say something about being like a latchkey kid and you know a dearth of male role models in my life that sort of thing but but the sports reason is because the helmets were really cool and I'm watching like on the weekends the NFL films videos of their

1:36.8

Super Bowl, 30 minutes Super Bowl 1 documentary which has this voice of God on

1:41.0

all of the, the I see tundra of Lambo Field.

1:44.0

This premiere spectacle of sport took place in the carnival atmosphere appropriate to the Hollywood

1:49.2

setting.

1:50.7

For the first time, the Green Bay Packers, champions of the National Football League, played the

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