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Le Batard & Friends Network

PTFO - The Art of the Improv Alley-Oop with Ben Schwartz

Le Batard & Friends Network

Dan Le Batard

Sports

4.98.3K Ratings

🗓️ 5 October 2023

⏱️ 40 minutes

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Summary

That guy from Parks & Rec, The Afterparty, and Sonic the Hedgehog has a side-hustle superpower: playing point guard at long-form improvisation. He and Pablo also happened to lose way too much money on NBA Top Shots of Miles Bridges and Bismack Biyombo. Plus: Why Blake Griffin isn’t just funny for an athlete and why Kobe never would’ve made it in comedy. Oh, and a mid-interview poo … and a post-coital orgy. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Welcome to Pablo Torre finds out I am Pablo Torre and today we're going to find out what this sound is

0:05.8

There's a lot to show up to today

0:09.4

Who you're gonna find Pablo Torre?

0:13.4

Right after this ad

0:16.2

You're listening to Giraffe King's Network

0:19.5

I

0:29.2

I'm rolling right here. I'm gonna make sure. Okay. This is it. We're starting and now we're talking for real

0:34.5

We're real boys talking Ben. I I thank you for coming on to a show that you know nothing about

0:40.6

I don't I know the person who hosts it and that much was exciting enough for me

0:45.1

But outside of that I have no idea what's gonna happen. I feel like it's gonna be survivor. Yep

0:49.5

Yep. Yep. There is a there is a what is it called at the end? You get an immunity thing what what happens?

0:55.8

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you can you can win. I think you and I obviously both know everything about survival

1:00.6

You get an immunity thing at the end

1:19.5

All right, so you may know Ben Schwartz from any number of Hollywood things like the after party which he started on Apple TV

1:27.7

Plus he's also the voice of Sonic the Hedgehog and the Sonic movies

1:30.8

He was also obviously this moron on parks and wreck

1:35.7

Tommy T you just missed the craziest of crazy's clubs girls dancing naked mom

1:43.2

Argument police fleeing the seed hiding in a dumpster coming here

1:47.6

Crashing on your couch for a week because technically I'm homeless

1:51.6

Hey moustache. I'm gonna hit the couch. You know, I'll be

1:55.8

Ben's also written for SNL and letterman and robot chicken and many many other things

2:00.2

But I find Ben most interesting because the thing he loves doing and does as well as anyone I've ever seen is what you might have actual

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