Welcome to Pablo Torrey finds out. I am Pablo Torrey and today we're going to find out what this sound is.

Charlotte Wilder and Pablo Torrey, you are wonderful people.

Someone put some piano under this.

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You're listening to Draft Kings Network. Cool sweatshirt, Wyatt. Thank you very much. What is the chipmunk holding? A golf ball.

Classic. Duh. I don't know anything about golf, but I do like the idea of little critters stealing golf balls.

Me too. Yeah, I'd watch that sport.

But it is the thing that Augusta does not have squirrels famously.

Is that true?

Thanks. Damn it.

Oh, this is going to be a weird episode.

But here's the Golf Digest story about Augusta. There are no birds, squirrels, insects, or any other living creature indigenous to planet Earth at the Masters, nowhere on the property.

Don't they bring in the azaleas too?

I think they cart in the flowers.

So like, and they pipe in the bird sounds.

Because I know birds.

Because they're dead.

So here's the thing.

As I said, the only golf I'm interested in is critters stealing golf balls so I've never seen

the masters I didn't realize that there's bird noises.

They pipe in the crowd noise like Lucas Oil Stadium with the cults except it's birds.

That's true.

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