PTFO - Pizzagate: We Investigate the (Real) Government Plot to Stuff You with Cheese

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Dan Le Batard

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🗓️ 4 February 2025

⏱️ 50 minutes

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Summary

A very popular theory alleges that the U.S. government spent billions of taxpayer dollars to buy cheese ... then stored millions upon millions of pounds of that cheese in underground caves ... and then planted scientists inside fast-food chains ... where they invented new products, such as stuffed-crust pizza ... in order to get Americans to eat said government cheese. Correspondent David Gardner gets to the gooey center of the truth — including, but not limited to: farmers, shadow agencies, the Kansas City Chiefs, the Supreme Court, MrBeast, James Harden's beard and Pete Rose. So, yeah. You should probably listen to this, before joining the rest of America in ordering 12.5 million pizzas on Super Bowl Sunday. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Welcome to Pablo Torre finds out. I am Pablo Torre, and today we're going to find out what this sound is.
0:07.2	Cheese, glorious cheese. Taste mighty inviting.
0:13.9	Right after this ad.
0:16.7	You're listening to Draft King's Network.
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1:03.5	Looks like I got a haircut.
1:04.4	Yep, I did.
1:06.0	Just for the show, Pablo.
1:08.9	That's a level of professionalism, I don't you expect.
1:12.1	I think I should wear a tinfoil hat next time I'm on,
1:15.0	considering my subject matter expertise here.
1:18.7	I do want to try and summarize for people not familiar with your work, David Gardner.
1:20.2	Thank you for being here, by the way.
1:20.7	My pleasure.
1:26.8	I want to summarize the beat that you have carved out for us here, because without being derogatory in any way,
1:30.2	I would say that your beat is strangely irresistible and extremely popular crackpot internet theories. I mean, the last time I was here, you had me
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