Welcome to Pablo Tore finds out I am Pablo Tore and today we're going to find out what this sound is.

This guy walks into the gym with a hat on and a N95 mask and I swear I thought this guy was dying.

I thought this guy just wanted to do Jiu Jitsu on his final days.

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Alright Cortez, I'm going to begin by jeopardizing all the good will we have built by bragging about something that we're a top three podcast.

Not just on Spotify but on Apple Podcast.

That is extraordinarily accurate but no different bragging.

I wanted to brag about a different number because there are now approximately like three billion people on Facebook right at Harvard.

I was Facebook member number one hundred and ninety nine.

Wait, wait, you went to Harvard?

I've never heard you mention what school you're going to get in the way of my story now or because I visit the story here.

Aren't you like Mark Zuckerberg like boys from Harvard?

No, no, I'm not, I'm not.

I know many assholes from Harvard.

I'm not friends with all of them.

You're friends with a lot of assholes from Harvard.

The point is that I am not friends with Mark Zuckerberg.

Actually the reason I say this is because I have known so many stories about Mark Zuckerberg.

For 15 years now back when there were 200 people on Facebook right that the fact that he has successfully rebranded himself.

Right as a sports story as an athlete as the one hundred a billion dollar face of Brazilian jujitsu now.

It's Zuckerberg and jujitsu is like you with your calves.

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