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Le Batard & Friends Network

PTFO - Allow Desus Nice to Re-Introduce Himself

Le Batard & Friends Network

Dan Le Batard

Sports

4.98.3K Ratings

🗓️ 14 November 2023

⏱️ 50 minutes

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Summary

The former co-host of Desus & Mero is also a former strip-club manager, crackhouse re-builder, domain-name seller, dead-rat picker-upper, and, by his own admission, a bit of a sad clown. Now, after the end of a beloved duo, "Hollywood Desus" wants to do every job in entertainment as a soloist. Plus: joints in the stairwell, porn in the library, NYC mayor Eric Adams in the club, robots in the kitty litter, how to use therapy as an operating system, and how to export the misery of being a Knicks fan. Watch on YouTube: https://youtu.be/YhydpKJHrkE Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Welcome to Pablo Torrey finds out. I am Pablo Torrey and today we're going to find out what this sound is.

0:06.0

Yeah, it was, you know what the thing is about the poop? Like, you would think it's all hard, but it's like, it's kind of like a soufflet mmm or a crumbule yes it's like a hard crust

0:17.6

and what you scoot though yeah and then also once the toilet filled, they were like, oh, we're going to poop somewhere else.

0:27.0

So there was a bathtub, right after this ad.

0:30.0

You're listening to Draft Kings Network. 3. 1.1. 1.1. That's a guy who just hosted the daily show. That's a clap.

0:52.4

Professional-ass clap. Listen, I've done the clap so many. who just

0:53.0

hosted the daily show. That's a clap. That's a clap.

0:54.0

I've done the clap so many times.

0:56.0

I've done the clap, I've given the clap.

0:58.0

That's right.

1:01.0

And that's why I brought you here today.

1:03.0

I have some medical records.

1:05.0

Yes, I mean, listen, if you're trying to reach me, please reach my lawyers, Christina Besdee,

1:09.2

because I don't deal with that anymore.

1:11.8

I want to explain how it is that I persuaded you, begged, demanded you here.

1:21.2

Yes. I saw you in the street. Literally like I had just landed. I'm just walking you know just

1:28.0

getting brunch with a friend and I'm taking a photo because you know I'm a thought.

1:32.8

Your arms were literally out.

1:35.8

My arms were out and like I just see Pablo on the corner and I'm like my guy Pablo and it really felt like a sex in the city moment like the whole running

1:44.0

into a friend in New York City but that's something you know I was out in LA for a

1:47.8

little bit and being back in New York like that's something I missed that idea

1:51.2

just running into people all the time because even before I was on TV

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