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Le Batard & Friends Network

PTFO - A Content Carol with Miserable Pablo Torre

Le Batard & Friends Network

Dan Le Batard

Sports

4.98.3K Ratings

🗓️ 22 December 2023

⏱️ 48 minutes

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Summary

Pablo only understands the true meaning of making this show, not the holiday season. So the ghosts of Christmas break pay him a visit, to pay it forward with recommendations for reality shows and Christmas songs, plus an important investigation into the truth about Santa Claus. May bonus content bless you, everyone. PTFO-approved xmas playlists: Charlotte Wilder's Christmas-Song Christmas Songs Cortes's Holiday Mix Watch on YouTube: https://youtu.be/DlGMJ4GO7Oo Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcript

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0:00.0

Welcome to Pablo Torrey finds out. I am Pablo Torrey and today we're going to find out what this sound is.

0:06.0

Probably you got interesting dancing skills.

0:09.0

You shut the fuck up.

0:11.0

I just said interest.

0:12.0

Whatever you're about to say next shut up right after this

0:15.1

ad.

0:16.1

You're listening to Draft Kings Network. Twas the night before Christmas and all through these mansions. Not a creature was stirring, not even

0:41.6

David Sampson. But in the Metallarch Studio, where podcasts are

0:47.0

made, Pablo Torre is still up, even though it is late. He's not doing the things he usually does from his chair, talking

0:58.6

about Harvard and how he went there.

1:05.0

No, this time it's quiet. Across all podcast land,

1:08.0

there's no Katie, no Dominique, no Ma, or Dan.

1:15.1

So Pablo is worried.

1:17.5

That's why his huge calves are shaking.

1:20.6

How will he make content without resorting to hot taking?

1:26.6

You can see this by the way, including each little smirk, if you're watching on YouTube or the Draft Kings network.

1:36.0

For one look reveals that Pablo is existentially stuck

1:42.0

as he deeply furrows his brow and screams the word F F He knows times running out and he's got to get moving because if you're not making more

1:56.5

show then what are you even doing?

2:00.6

He looks for an answer. He even starts praying.

2:04.0

God, am I really this miserable like Larsa Pippin was saying?

2:10.0

Which reminds me one sec, just a quick break from this all.

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