Alex met Sam at nursery. They were first loves. They built forts together, shared sandwiches in high school and were each other's first kiss.

They were the dream couple until Sam got into EDM music.

While Alex enjoyed folk, first loves are kind of like your current account. If they aren't working for you anymore,

maybe it's time to switch with the current account switch service.

Right, 10,000 words on romantic literature. You can do this, except for the real-life love saga interrupting your flow.

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And now, it's time for part 4 of in the moment.

This is in the moment's note of the week.

I just want people to know that by the time you say long story short...

It's been way too long.

And too late, bro. That story has been long for a long, long fucking time.

Everybody's over it, right?

If you ever got to say long story short, hey, just stop the story.

That's it, man. You don't have to keep going.

I'm starting to say a long story less long, because I know damn well.

We be on short. Right? I just want to put that out there.

It's time for Moe and Katie to fight about relationships.

So last week, Romeo, you weren't here, obviously, so you might not have heard when I said that people were stupid.

And I said that because I feel like people just jump into relationships and don't really pay attention to what the hell is going on.

Right? And I started to think maybe the term settle down is called settle down for a reason, because that's exactly what you're doing a lot of the time.

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