PT 3: Real Knitters

In The Moement

Moe Mitch

Moe Mitchell, Radio, Stand-up, Comedian, Bert Show, Comedy

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🗓️ 9 February 2023

⏱️ 19 minutes

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By the title, you should conclude that this episode is wild! Moe addresses a problem he has with Keity. Keity has an embarrassing moment to share. Plus, Moe and Keity play their version of "two truths and a lie." Can you guess the reason they kicked people out of their lives?

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0:00.0	And now it's time for part three of and the moment call back of the week. I got a few
0:05.6	Katie. You ready? Mm-hmm. We're going to run through the list. All right. Number one. What? Is your
0:09.8	Christmas tree taken down? It was already taken down. I don't know. Just got a double check
0:15.2	because I don't trust you or believe you and it is now officially black history month. So we
0:19.6	not playing with your bullshit. All right. Is your Christmas tree officially down? Yes. Good.
0:25.0	Happy black history month. Who's next? You ever watched Family Guy? Yeah. Remember we talked
0:30.3	about it? Mm-hmm. All right. I'm just bringing this up because I had Family Guy on the other day.
0:33.7	Mm-hmm. It was funny, man. Your Family Guy. What episode? No. Wait. What's my man name?
0:40.4	It's in the wheelchair. Oh. Is it Joe? I think it's Joe. Yeah. So I ain't watched Family Guy in
0:45.9	years. But I had it on the other day because I was cleaning. I was doing something with just on.
0:49.6	Did it did it? Right. Oh. Yeah. Yeah. My man. Clevel. I forgot. Funny. This is right.
1:03.4	All right. Why did you do it? What else? I just love how like cancel culture. This thing for
1:08.3	you. I'm letting you know right now. Trigger warning. And go ahead. Go ahead and find something to do,
1:13.6	Right. So, so my man Joe is in the wheelchair, right? So they did help us. So where he got his legs fixed. So he wasn't a wheelchair anymore. So he stopped hanging out with Pete in him. He ain't got new friends.
1:28.6	He's like, now I was going to kick me with y'all because I couldn't walk. I don't fuck with y'all for real. So they felt the way, right? Right. He got new friends. And then he went to his wife. And he's like, now cool.
1:40.6	So he found new girl, our past. Yeah. I mean, younger is lit. And he's just living a whole different life. Mm-hmm. He like he doing he doing karate, he doing boy tie. He just he living. Mm-hmm.
1:51.6	So eventually like beat it and the guys, they come together and they bring his his wife in it. Well, how you get your back? What do we do? So he's like, oh, we got break his leg.
2:05.6	That's all we could do. That's the only way we need them back. So Peter and him tried to bring in like other guys. The jokes was trash.
2:13.6	It wasn't hitting the same. It missed they do, right? Mm-hmm. Say yo, you want to break his legs. So they all get together. So Peter and like always friends like three friends Cleveland.
2:24.6	Yeah, yeah, yeah, Quagga was dead. Quagma was dead. And they try to break his leg. So he fucked him up. Right? Okay. He's done. Bap, Bap, Bap, Bap, Bap, Bap. He's done beating me.
2:40.6	I'm keeping my leg yo. He's officially like he's Jason board. Right. He's whooping ass. And then his wife coming with the shotgun.
2:50.6	And she's done shooting them. So she hit him like four five time. Bap, Bap, Bap, Bap. She's trying to hit a spleen. She keep missing. So he just eating them. And then finally he takes the shotgun from me.
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