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In The Moement

Moe Mitch

Moe Mitchell, Radio, Stand-up, Comedian, Bert Show, Comedy

4.0 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 10 November 2021

⏱️ 24 minutes

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Moe gives his honest opinion about all the controversy surrounding Will Smith, Jada Pinkett and Henry Ruggs. Speaks on something his friend did that he doesn’t think he can forgive him for and talks about the one thing you can do that will make almost anybody want you.

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0:00.0	Alex met Sam at nursery. They were first loves. They built forts together, shared sandwiches in high school and were each other's first kiss.
0:12.0	They were the dream couple until Sam got into EDM music.
0:18.0	While Alex enjoyed folk, first loves are kind of like your current account. If they aren't working for you anymore,
0:26.5	maybe it's time to switch with the current account switch service.
0:30.5	Connect with your customers in a whole new way with Salesforce Customer 360.
0:35.5	Harness the power of Trusted AI to enhance your customer experience and unite your teams around a single shared view of every customer in your business.
0:45.5	Empower teams with Trusted AI from a secure, scalable platform.
0:50.5	With Salesforce Customer 360, now everyone's an Einstein. Go to Salesforce.com forward slash 360 to learn more.
0:59.5	Previously on in the moment, I thought I had the greatest fantasy team of all time and they all just one by one.
1:09.5	I even had Calvin Ridley, man. He just don't want to play football no more mental health reasons. I get it, but damn.
1:16.5	How is it that every single person I drafted? Is he the hurt? Well, out the lead by George Kittle-2. He played in five weeks.
1:26.5	I did my best, but I guess my best wasn't good enough.
1:32.5	Hey, saying this to say, they don't play fantasy football, man. If you don't do it, don't do it. Don't do it. Live in reality.
1:40.5	Ain't nothing cute about fantasy, especially when you didn't bring your A game.
1:46.5	Who's next? All right, let's get in the shout outs.
1:53.5	Shout out to Atlanta United. I went to my first Atlanta United game. It was crazy. It was lit.
2:07.5	The atmosphere is crazy. Let's just talk about it. It's different. If you've never been away to Atlanta, United game.
2:13.5	I suggest you go at least once, even if you're not in to football because it's it's just lit.
2:18.5	There's no other way to put it. There's one particular section. You know, they rocking the entire game.
2:24.5	Nonstop. I don't know how much Adderall is over there in that section, but they don't stop the whole game.
2:34.5	Hold the whole game. You know, they called it time out. They was still rocking.
2:45.5	It's like it's nonstop. It was impressive. It was the kind of support everybody needs in their life.
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