Pt. 14 - Ten Minute Podcast - Daytona Beach, Florida
The Doug Stanhope Podcast
All Things Comedy
4.8 • 2.2K Ratings
🗓️ 10 April 2016
⏱️ 13 minutes
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Summary
Doug and Amanda Michelle trade grooming and comedy tips. This is the third day of Doug recording 10 minute podcasts in Daytona Beach, Florida during Spring Break 2016. Recorded March 27, 2016 in Daytona Beach, FL with Doug Stanhope (@dougstanhope), Chad Shank (@hdfatty), Amanda Michelle (facebook), and Ggreg Chaille (@gregchaille). Produced and Edited by Ggreg Chaille. LINKS: Pre Order Doug's book "Diggin Up Mother: A Love Story" on Amazon and Barnes & Noble Doug's DVD/CDs are all available at DougStanhope.com
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| 0:00.0 | No |
| 0:13.6 | I got it though because I served a guy free coffee the whole time I worked at Starbucks |
| 0:18.9 | You got it because you wanted to fuck you well maybe |
| 0:30.0 | First of all |
| 0:37.2 | How much of |
| 0:39.7 | How much do you enjoy |
| 0:42.7 | What you get away with because someone wants to fuck you versus how much you have to give up because someone's just trying to fuck you |
| 0:51.5 | They they has to be a balance |
| 0:53.5 | It's all you say it's hard being a fucking it was a chick a Chris rock bit one of those |
| 1:00.1 | Bits that as a comic you go fuck. Why did I never think of that? |
| 1:04.9 | Whereas a hot chick is the same as a celebrity |
| 1:08.7 | You get all the free shit, but you also get mobbed and someone sits down. They're not interested in you |
| 1:16.3 | They want to fuck yeah, it sucks. It sucks because there's people that like |
| 1:21.6 | I'm cool with that when I hang out with but then it's like they're only motive |
| 1:26.6 | Is he in my pants and it's it's not cool like I can provide myself with |
| 1:30.9 | Beer and drugs and whatever I don't need someone else to do that for me |
| 1:34.3 | And I fuck myself just fine like I at least know that I'm gonna get myself off |
| 1:39.9 | But you know it is annoying like I can't go out to a bar and just have a beer without someone sitting down |
| 1:45.5 | And I had a guy literally sit down the other day and write a |
| 1:48.6 | Theodore Roosevelt speech and calligraphy then he read it to me and asked me out to dinner |
| 1:55.2 | I got it's got game |
| 1:57.9 | No, he doesn't cuz I didn't go get dinner with him like |
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