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Okay again again I turn it up here. I got to wake you up. I got to wake you up

Turn it the fuck up. Woo mo. Yep. Have you ever had a fight for a woman that wasn't your woman?

Oh um

But you want her to be a woman

Hmm no, I can't say that I have so you never had to do a battle off a versus with any other person

I was going head to hope head to hope head to hope

He's not as he's right. No, who isn't a table? He's going head to hope for hope. All right

That's how he's throwing. I

Yeah, I'm up now. No, I don't think so. Oh, it's me. No, it ain't just you. I got in the massage battle with another dude

Who was trying to go after the woman that I want?

What? Yep, when you became a masseuse. Yep for the propose

I sure did and I do not regret it now when you want your lady you gotta do anything. We was at a party

Right, and it was super lit and then by the end of the night

She just kicked up her feet across my legs and this dude who I've been trying to get at her all night

I seen it. He was like oh girl. Let me come over and give you massage. I was like bro back up

He's like nah, I give the best massage. It's like like no, I do so he took the left foot. I took the right foot

And there was a massage off at the same time. Yeah, I'm a sergeant

It's a massage off

Wait, she just seen me with both feet and ass. She's like well, she's just

He's like, hey, you ever do this thing? I'm like, hey, bro. You ever just put your fingers through the toes

You're using the toes

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