Today is the day. All good things must come to an end and I think I need to inform everybody that this is probably Romeo's last day on the podcast.

Because he just pissed on my laptop.

Fire hose that went to damn far. You're open to water, a soda water and it's sprayed everywhere and it might have ruined my laptop.

Who did it? Who's getting fired? Who's shook it up? No. Did you drop it? Yeah. You dropped it? You knew you dropped it? No, I didn't know. You didn't know. You wasn't aware that you dropped it? No. You forgot? Yeah. You gonna lie to me in my face? Really? That's what we doing? Please don't fire me. That's what you did. I did it. No, I did it.

That's exactly what you did. Did you cry to Mickey? Dude, we were like, I'm sorry, we have to let you go. I was like, is this a joke? Please?

Yo, crying while you get fired at Disney is nasty. Oh, that's sick. Speaking, you know what else is sick? How you get cut off at Blue Moon Pizza?

Who cuts you off at a pizzeria? It's cut off at Blue Moon Pizza. Explain yourself, man. I know. I didn't even know. I just found that out this morning, pretty much Katie. Morning. It was afternoon. We just, he only been here. He already twisted. Every time you go to Blue Moon, you come back and don't know what day it is. What are you drinking over there? Nothing. Apparently, I got cut off after our 100th episode. It was that day? Yeah. It was the day that we had the 100th episode.

And we went before we recorded, you know, just grab a bite, have a drink or two. Then came here, of course, you know, we potted, got lit here, had a mixologist in the building. And then afterward, everyone went back to Blue Moon. I don't know why we went back to Blue Moon, but we was like, let's go back to Blue Moon.

Because Blue Moon, same server as before was there. And apparently, she said that she could tell that Romeo was too lit. And so we were lining up to take shots. And she said that we all knew Romeo could not take another shot. Everybody knew, but him every, yeah, exactly everyone knew he had poured his heart out to the server. Yeah, and everything. That's his thing. And we just knew he couldn't take another shot. So she poured him up a shot of club soda. He took it with us.

And he didn't even know. He ain't saying nothing. No, he was like, yo, I'm lit. And apparently I also dropped the water. And I went behind the bar or try to go behind the bar to clean it up. Wow. I don't even remember you went behind the bar. He tried.

I just stopped him. Oh, she stopped you. That club soda had you lit, huh? Maybe we're in the club. You got a thing with spilling water on people's shit. Welcome to in the moment.

I'm in the moment, staying in the moment. Yeah, there's a moment in everything and everything is a moment. I talk about the comedy and it all. This is your first time. Welcome to the funniest podcast. You have never heard. I'm your new favorite comedian, Mo Mitchell, your money back. Shout out to all my regular listeners and my new listeners episode one hundred and six.

Please tell me you just saw what he did. What did he do? What move is that? And he said, yeah, no, come on. Yo, we ain't been. We ain't been on the pod. Three minutes. And you are ready with the shoulder down. He's record breaking. Last time it wasn't five minutes before he said the white man. Yeah, get yourself canceled. Don't try to get all of us canceled. Me and Katie could take this by herself if we have to. You get yourself canceled. I got you. All right, you good. You ready to part? Yes, sir.

Brought me down. Romeo is in a building. How you feeling? I'm feeling real good. That's what you got. Outstanding. You feeling outstanding. I'm feeling outstanding. Okay, JD. How you feeling? I'm feeling great. Okay, feeling great. It's a great day. Not quite outstanding. No, I used to have Jero, T.C. You know what that is? What?

ROTC. He didn't say the letters, right? No, I know what you say. No, you had to add that J. It was J. R. O. T.C. There we go. That was it. I know ROTC. I never I don't know what was J. R. O. T.C. Oh, we had we called it J. R. O. T.C. It was like, it was the same thing. They just. It was. You sure I wasn't the juniors? He was in like the development lead of our day. We ain't no such as now. Yo, we only want the best of the best of the best. I'm not the same thing. That's what they told you.

They never heard of that. You know, I know what happened. Now what you want to tell us about J. R. O. T.C.

Why no junior varsity for ROTC? Somebody looked at some. No, I swear to God. No, no, no, no. We were like. No, my school had it too. We were champs. We were national champs in that. What would you

do? Raiders. They used to be called the Raiders. I was in the team. It is junior ROTC.

It is, right? So he wasn't on Vosity. He was on the junior reserves. Officers training.

He was a reserve on the reserves. Oh, yeah. No, you just said you wasn't even on the team. Stop lying

us. We're really trying to explain. I see. It was a program called J. R. O. T.C.

that you had to take it in high school. Were you in it? I was in the program, but I wasn't like part of

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