PT 1: Good Thing I Cheated

In The Moement

Moe Mitch

Moe Mitchell, Radio, Stand-up, Comedian, Bert Show, Comedy

4.0 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 7 September 2022

⏱️ 22 minutes

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The episode turns into a complete therapy session as Moe is in vacation mode but Keity and Romeo get real about what's been bothering them internally.

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0:00.0	Huh, what up, what up, when did y'all learn how to ride a bike?
0:05.2	Um, I don't remember. Oh, that was I was probably, I don't 11. Oh,
0:10.6	no, maybe maybe younger than that. So I'm learning the guy at elementary school.
0:13.9	Did you teach yourself or did your parents help you?
0:16.6	Um, my dad, yeah, he put me on a bike and didn't.
0:20.1	Oh, I have fathers. Yeah, he's lucky. Oh, no, you don't know how to ride a bike.
0:26.5	No, I learned no carpet. Excuse me? Huh? I learned how to ride a bike on carpet.
0:30.9	Was it like an exercise bike? No, it was a huffy. No one with the extra
0:35.7	handlebars is someone could ride on the front of the back. Yeah. And um,
0:39.7	how to peg you saying? Yeah, the little extended things.
0:42.8	And so when my mom was at work, I couldn't be outside if my mom was at work, right?
0:48.0	So when she wasn't at work, in the living room was my chance to practice.
0:52.4	Yeah. And I taught myself how to ride a bike.
0:55.0	Yeah, I had that much space in the living room. Yeah. What the fuck?
0:57.7	And I'll be like in the circle around the coffee table. Uh-huh.
1:00.6	Oh, he was bugging on carpet. You really did that.
1:03.5	And then when she would get home from work, I would test it outside.
1:07.2	Really? Let me see if I could balance.
1:09.1	I could balance on carpet. I could balance outside.
1:12.0	Well, I'm so low. But you did this in the living room on carpet.
1:15.2	On a huffy. You just got on there and just started riding around.
1:17.9	You was falling and getting carpet burning and all that.
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