All right, what an incredible day it is.

My name is Elijah Schaefer, and this is Nightly Offensive, the Best Worst Show on the Internet.

Later in the show, I'll be inviting on three turned, born-again, homosexual men that grew up in San Francisco.

They were sodomized.

They were adopted by gay men.

They didn't choose the life.

They were raped. And after being raped,'t choose the life. They were raped.

And after being raped, it's not funny.

We wouldn't joke about child rape on the show is disgusting.

After being sodomized and having to get, you know, surgeries in their teen years to sew up their rectum, they decided to live the lifestyle themselves.

And after turning to Jesus Christ, which we can always celebrate a good turnaround story, they're here on the show today to talk about their experiences. So viewer discretion is advised. Anyways, it's been a crazy week. Los Angeles is on fire. Jimmy Carter is dead, but he got to vote for Kamal Harris before he died. And so much more. Here on Nightly Offensive, the best worst show on the internet. Let's start the show. I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm Ha ha ha ha I'm I'm I'm I'm

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I'm All right. Welcome back to the show. My name's Elijah Schaefer. As I mentioned,

you can follow me directly on X at Elijah Schaefer if you like apps that make you hate your life. Kind of like I'll feel at the end of the show after talking to these guys. Anyways, I'll let them introduce themselves starting with Gay 1. Go ahead. Who are you and how can people follow you? How you doing? I'm Gay 1. You can follow me at Gay1.com. go to toplopsta.com. Yeah, go to toplopso. My name's Toploplaugster. What's up? Elijah, thank you again for having us on.

It's a... You can follow me at gay1.com. Go to toploplauster. Yeah, go to toplopso. My name's top

Lobster. What's up? Elijah, thank you again for having us on. It's a miracle. I don't understand why you've invited us out this many times, but thank you. I'm co-host of Neffelim Desquod. I'm going to pass it over to my co-host. We actually have such a big budget now in the show that we were able to actually get them two queen beds

in the same room to sleep on.

Because usually we had one king bed

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