PSYCHO Stranger DEMANDS MY BIKE because I was TOO SHORT to RIDE IT
Am I the Jerk?
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🗓️ 17 March 2024
⏱️ 21 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | An entitled jerk demands that I give him my bike that I was riding, all because I was too short to ride it. |
| 0:05.7 | But when I say no, this guy freaks out. |
| 0:08.5 | Demanding that I give him the bike, all while his girlfriend tries to hold him back from fighting me and I have |
| 0:14.0 | honestly never been more freaked out about an encounter in my life here's what |
| 0:18.0 | happened so this story takes place a couple of years ago back when I was still in |
| 0:22.2 | middle school. |
| 0:23.0 | So every Sunday I would go to the flea market in the morning |
| 0:26.0 | with my grandfather and my cousin who was in high school at the time. |
| 0:29.3 | We will leave the market early because there wasn't anything to buy or catch our eye, so we either went to my grandfather's house or my cousin's house to hang out. |
| 0:36.7 | And on that day, it just so happened to be my cousins. |
| 0:39.3 | And so we're just hanging out. We're talking, playing video games, that sort of thing, all the way until we got bored. |
| 0:45.2 | So we thought we would go outside and ride bikes, with my cousin having his bike in the garage. |
| 0:50.1 | My cousin is tall and I'm shorter than him by a good bit, so the bike that I was given to use was a little bit too tall for me. |
| 0:56.5 | So I had to do that thing where I hopped on it just to even ride it in the first place. |
| 1:00.5 | And trust me, this fact will be important later. |
| 1:03.0 | So we're riding around and my cousin wanted something from the store so he started heading in that |
| 1:07.1 | direction. |
| 1:08.1 | He was ahead of me and he went over the median from where the store's at that has a tree and |
| 1:12.0 | some plants on a concrete curb. |
| 1:13.7 | He gets over just fine and went into the store, but I didn't think that I could make it without |
| 1:17.7 | falling on accident. |
| 1:19.1 | So I got off the bike, not fully off the side of it, but with the rail between my legs as I'm trying and |
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