Psycho Neighbors says their gonna STEAL MY CATS
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🗓️ 3 June 2026
⏱️ 22 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | My psycho neighbors say that they're going to steal my cats one day when I'm not looking, claiming that I'm too strict with what my cats can eat, and that they will give my cats a much better life than anything I would give them. Here's what's going on. Okay, I want to start off by saying that this entire experience has been really wild. About a month ago, I moved into a new place as a rental. It's a gated apartment complex with individual houses. |
| 0:21.6 | And with me in my apartment, I have two beautiful cats. And I might be biased, but I think they're |
| 0:26.0 | gorgeous babies. Both of my cats have special needs and require a special diet along with |
| 0:31.1 | medications. Well, cut to about two weeks back and I saw two people outside of my balcony. For reference, |
| 0:36.7 | my house is on the ground floor, |
| 0:38.2 | and the balcony has been netted to keep the cats safe. Now, they seem normal enough, and we're just |
| 0:42.8 | saying hi to the cats. There's nothing wrong with that. I mean, I get it. They are cute kids. I |
| 0:47.1 | love them. I then stepped into the balcony and politely asked them what was up, and they said they've |
| 0:51.4 | been watching my cats for a while and just wanted to come by and say hi. And again, there's nothing wrong with this. I then told them that they can come in and say hi to the cats if they wanted to, but informed them that they're not to feed the cats anything, as both of them are on special medicated diets. I mean, I even had a handwritten board outside the balcony stating in bold letters that no one should be feeding |
| 1:11.4 | the cats anything so anyways they come in and greet the kittens and thankfully they're gentle and |
| 1:16.4 | nice with them we exchange a few pleasantries and part ways with the neighbors telling me that they'd be |
| 1:20.9 | happy to pet sit my cats if the need ever arises now i'm here thinking about how nice people still |
| 1:26.3 | exist in this world, but clearly the |
| 1:28.3 | jokes on me. The next day I see the lady outside the window again, trying to slip some milk to the |
| 1:33.1 | cats, which either way, you're not supposed to give cats that, as they can't digest cow milk. So I |
| 1:38.2 | naturally got very angry, but composed myself and asked her sternly not to feed the cats anything, |
| 1:43.8 | especially not cow milk as it's toxic to cats. This entitled lady then tells me, oh, but they're street cats, not like a breed, so they can eat anything. I was thinking about how I could bring my meal scraps for them. It'll help me manage my trash too. And it's like, no, lady, that's not happening. Yes, I found them both on the streets, and they might not be special breeds. |
| 2:02.3 | But honestly, screw you for assuming that they can eat whatever trash you offer because of that. The argument gets heated and her partner comes out asking what's happening. And it's then that I inform him about what she was trying to do. And you know what? He just doubles down. He then asked me to not be rude when they were just trying to be nice to my cats and said that I'm denying the cat's quality food and that one day they were just going to take the cats from my place because they could give them a better life as I seemed too controlling. And they both looked completely serious and it was honestly unnerving. Well, after they said this, this crazy lady went a step ahead and tried to pull my cat out of the netting, which is so stupid because there's no way you can squeeze the cat out. And at this point, I'm livid and I really want to punch her in the face. I then asked them to get lost and told them that if I see them anywhere near my apartment again, that I will then just call the police. But you know what? |
| 2:51.4 | They didn't care. They smirked and said that if my cats one day disappear, then I should know who took them. After that, I went inside and I took my kittens with me, because I don't know what this lunatic will do if they aren't supervised. I mean, the audacity of some people. I've gone and lost a complaint with the apartment owners about them, |
| 3:07.6 | and if I see them again anywhere near my place, I'm calling the cops. Because these people are so |
| 3:12.0 | crazy that I'm currently looking to install some cameras. Because this kind of behavior is something |
| 3:16.3 | I absolutely want to take seriously. Holy crap, this is insane. They literally just looked at you |
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