Psycho Neighbor STEALS my Mail.... so I get his KIDS Taken Away
Am I the Jerk?
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🗓️ 29 October 2022
⏱️ 22 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | My trailer trashed attic tough guy neighbor keeps stealing my mail and tries to act tough. |
| 0:06.1 | So I respond by helping the state take his kid, get him arrested, and make him lose everything. |
| 0:12.8 | Here's how I pulled off my revenge. Subscribe to Am I the jerk on YouTube and hit the bell |
| 0:17.5 | to turn on notifications. It all started about four months ago while I was living in a terrible |
| 0:22.3 | duplex in a bad part of the city where I used to live. I had been living in this duplex for about |
| 0:27.5 | a year and a half and even though it wasn't in a good part of the city, no one really bothered us |
| 0:32.0 | and our neighbors were pretty normal, so I didn't really mind it. At least not until my old |
| 0:37.2 | neighbors moved out and Satan's minions moved in. I knew from the moment I met them that there |
| 0:42.6 | was going to be an issue. There were five of them altogether, three guys, one baby and one girl, |
| 0:48.2 | and these were the only one bedroom places. I tried my best not to judge, so I went over while |
| 0:54.3 | they were moving to say hello and welcome them to the area. I walk over and say, hey, how's it going? |
| 0:59.6 | I guess you guys are my new neighbors now, huh? All five of them at the exact same time stop what |
| 1:05.3 | they were doing and stared at me. The oldest of the bunch was a guy and I extended my hand out to |
| 1:10.3 | shake his and he just looked at my hand and then looked up at me and said, what do you want kid? |
| 1:16.1 | I replied, just to welcome you guys to the area, sorry to bother you, he just stared at me, |
| 1:21.8 | so I started to walk off and as I did, I looked back and he said, live with your knees, |
| 1:27.0 | now with your back, just to be a jerk. That was the only contact I had with them for the next two |
| 1:32.8 | weeks. This is when things started going missing. I had ordered a very expensive pair of headphones |
| 1:38.0 | for my music hobby and my girlfriend had some expensive makeup that seemed to have just disappeared. |
| 1:43.2 | The orders said delivered, but the stuff was nowhere to be found, so I did the logical thing and |
| 1:48.0 | knocked on the door right next to mine. The guy answered almost before my fist left the door |
| 1:52.4 | and stared me down with a crazed look in his eye. He said nothing for a solid eight seconds, |
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