Psycho-Neighbor DEMANDS I PUT MY DOGS DOWN, saying they're TOO LOUD
Am I the Jerk?
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🗓️ 8 January 2026
⏱️ 24 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | My insane neighbors are demanding that I get rid of my dogs, all because they think they're disgusting |
| 0:05.0 | and that they're a nuisance to the neighborhood. But after exhausting every single avenue, from petitions |
| 0:10.1 | all the way to the city council, my neighbors decide to get up in my face and approach me on my |
| 0:14.9 | property, causing me to freak out on them in a way that they truly never expected. And I've honestly |
| 0:19.6 | never felt better about putting somebody in their place in my life. Here's what expected. And I've honestly never felt better about putting |
| 0:21.1 | somebody in their place in my life. Here's what happened. So I want to start off by emphasizing |
| 0:25.5 | that this event happened five years ago, but it's something that I regularly think about. My family, |
| 0:30.3 | which is me, my husband, and my two kids lived in a very new suburb in a private sort of neighborhood. |
| 0:35.6 | It was a closed neighborhood, meaning that there was one |
| 0:37.8 | way in and one way out. Behind us was a street of houses, and across the road from those houses, |
| 0:43.0 | was this very large and new park. It had all the play and sport equipment possible, including skate |
| 0:48.0 | ramps and a basketball court. For the first year and a half we were living there, it was so nice |
| 0:52.6 | and peaceful, as the houses behind us |
| 0:54.5 | were still under construction and no one was living there. Then one day, the neighbors moved in |
| 0:59.0 | and everything started to fall apart. I would describe these neighbors as a couple, a husband and |
| 1:03.4 | wife, who were newly retired and around my parents' age. And trust me, the list of things they did |
| 1:08.3 | is massive. For starters, they put in formal complaints with our town council because our dogs barked. |
| 1:14.0 | They went to the trouble of recording those things rather than coming around and chatting with us about it bothering them. |
| 1:19.5 | Both my neighbor and I were probably the only ones with large breed dogs with the purpose of being guard dogs because our husbands traveled a lot for work. |
| 1:27.3 | And the dogs made |
| 1:28.3 | us feel safe. And I was pregnant and a new mom at the time. I wasn't working, and I could vouch |
| 1:33.2 | that these dogs only barked when there were people at the fence. And we're talking people like |
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